Cadywampus of WeakSauce remaining Incognitoly Convolted Of Random Facts LXl

sunny warm fucken tuesday here

 

zenborismo....lol


its a nice day here on the island...the sun just came out finally....almost no wind...most of my snow is gone


my male cats is scratching like he has fleas....fuck...i hate fleas

 

It stopped raining here no sun through

 

vagina..

 

Wet soggy vagina

 

strokinghisdong


rf: I hate resetting the clocks for daylight saving time in the spring. I'm even more zombified than usual.

 

thats a reach zengayzmo

a reach around lol

 

I hate to admit it, but that was fucking brilliant.

I obviously don't know who I'm fucking with...

You just wait tho, in about ten years I will have a brilliant, scathing comeback.

 

I need a ciggy bad dont feel like running to the store

 

I think everybody that smokes cigarettes should buy a rolling machine and roll their own. I smoke for under $5 a week.

 

Machines are for kids...

 

I would buy a machine but the tobacco dont taste the same

 

I'd only be able to smoke about one cigarette a week if I had to roll one myself.

Yeah, I suck that bad at rolling, and I 'aint buyin' no kinda newfangled rollin' machine.

I have a connection (on the res). I can get a carton of siggs (plus a free pack, and a free lighter) for 20 bucks.

And it's still only 30 bucks for the same if I can't get him to help.

 

You are older than me but I try not to rub it in...

 

I wanna bang the leader of n. Korea

 

you're a chubby chaser eh?

 

No doudt i was at the library today and the ad of social sex got me banned for the day from the library

 

thats hilarious...banned from the library,

that should really help your street cred

 

Well , if its an adult site now. posting tits, pussies and ass is all good.. penises still no. hahaa. but will allow nuts..

 

i kinda agree with the no penis rule

i cannot throw my support behind any attempts to encourage penis content