buying cigarettes underage

Yeah smashing it on the road wasn't the best thing to do probably.... But hey we all do things were not proud of when were drunk.

Actually it's not the liqours fault....... I am the liqour.

 

best advise I've ever heard or given! :cheers2:

 

^^^

You've obviously never been to Bills Shitty Advice Superstore.

 

We've all done stupid shit drunk, whats weird is I always have my head when I'm drunk, I just don't do what it wants me to do. Its says "stop, you are decently drunk. Don't over do it." and I slam down more and more beer until all 30 of the Keystones are drunk and I'm always the most heavily drunk person at the house.

 

The awesome thing about drinking is if you drink constantly enough you'll stop getting hangovers, the irony

 

^But it takes more to get drunk doesn't it? I've had one hangover but it only lasted an hour or so and even if it hadn't it didn't matter, I climbed a mountain I wanted to climb for years.

 

Oh yea, my alcohol tolerance is through the roof, it's ridiculous the amount of alcohol I have to drink to be drunk, and I can't like get trashed anymore, like no matter how drunk I get I've lost the ability to like have my mind totally in that trashed mindset. Idk if that's a good or bad thing

 

I think thats good, it makes me want to drink more.

 

Drinking more is always good


Until you think back on how much you've drank in the past 5 years to run away from your own mind haha

 

I've never drank to run away, just for fun or something to do/spend money on. I hate being at a party(I ALWAYS buy ALL the beer) and I tell my friends I think I've had enough and they last time they actually grabbed another beer and wanted me to drink more... Fuckers, when I say I've had enough that mean hand me a smoke and a pillow.

Whats really weird is last time I drank I had I think around 10 and I was pretty drunk but then I took two hits out of this nice bong and my neck could no longer support my head, I couldn't keep in the convo and had to pass out.

 

I remember back in the summer I was at this party, and I had about 8 shots of whiskey. I wasn't feeling that drunk, and I was just sitting on my friends couch. Then I packed a bong and started hitting it. I took about three hits, set down the bong, closed my eyes, and fell asleep for like 5 minutes until someone woke me up. when I woke up I was completely fucked.

whiskey does horrible things to me though.

 

I can't drink the stuff, tastes like something horrible I can't even imagine. Gin is my drink of destruction... once I have a few shots in me I won't stop until its gone, I pass out or puke, or you take it away.

 

...My drink is Rum and Coke. Theres a guy on a tv show I watch who is never seen without a rum and coke in hand... In fact it's Julian (the guy in the black shirt in my sig)..

Whenever I'm drinking it's always rum and coke and I never put my glass down just like he does. Theres only been a couple nights were I was able to go the whole night without putting the glass down.. I remember one night I did it..

Ended up smashing that glass all over the road.

 

Stop throwing glass in the road!

 

Broken glass is cool.

Wandering into an alley covered with broken glass, while dosed on LSD, is amazing.

 

Whiskey is my favorite drink, with good vodka coming in at a close second.

 

Case of pabst blue ribbon and a funnel is all you need to get shit showed.

 

lol in my group of friends I have the "youngest lookin'" face. I'm glad though, if I could buy tobacco i'd probally do it, because I can't I don't feel the need and probally never will. Maybe he doesn't look 16? A lot of people don't look their age but older. Some people are just unlucky like me, I'll probally be 30 and still being carded for alcohol. >:|

 

Oddly enough when i was 16 i had a harder time trying to rent mature rated (17+) video games than buying cigars... Fuck blockbuster, if you look anywhere within 1 or 2 years of the age they card you

 

Thats because blockbuster is an real company, not some corner store. They have to follow the rules.

Oh... A funny thing about buying things uneraged.

Theres this store by my school that will sell you anything you want no matter what the age is. One time I bought some lottery tickets and won like $50 almost. They were just the cheap lottery tickets that only let you win like $10 at a time but atleast I made a profit.

They also sell single cigarettes... Actually I don't know why I'm saying "they" theres only one guy who works there, he's never not at the store either..

Well sometimes he's not there and he closes the store, it sucked because he would always close the store when me and my friend would go there to get like 4 cigs (back when I used to smoke) but it would be closed and we'd be like "Awww shit" and then not have smokes.

I miss those days.... Spending all out money on blow and then hunting my friends house for change so we could buy single smokes... 75 cents each lol