Buttsex

I would if I wasn't so freaking afraid of him. He's so fucking strong.

 

Cause of his ramming exercises, he's now become the Hulk, it just might be too late I'm afraid..

 

Yes all I can do now is pray that they don't have ugly drug addicted mutant children and hope i'm not invited to the wedding.

 

well if they do have mutant children, you know what you must do...

 

I just carved the word "Buttsex" into my hand with a skeletons finger

thats how proud I am

 

Yes. On the bright side i'll know what to get as a wedding gift. Lube and straws.

 

good idea...or a mini vacuum...

 

Even better idea

 

just get her some tampons. they work great to stuff up the nose to help with those coke nosebleeds, and they also work great when your ass is bleeding. not to mention that time of the month. it's the perfect gift.

 

You're fun.

 

She buys them in bulk so I think she's set in that department. Maybe air freshener.

 

You can't detect the pungent odor of buttsex after you've cranked up a quarter gram.

Not that I know or anything...

 

wow, this guy is a first class fucking jerk. did he get in trouble for this? how old is this asshole?

really, your friend needs to get the hell away from him as soon as she can, this guy is nothing but trouble.

 

My boyfriend wants to have buttsex.

 

This dude has to bribe her with the white devil for anal?

I know at least three broads that take it like champs...and I don't even have to buy them dinner.

 

Are you thinking what I'm thinking...I smell a total buttsex rump off...Whoever wins gets a nice milkyway surprise! You'd so be the man...

 

See, you were thinking that too aye...

 

Jethbroh your signature is way too freaking huge...

 

not only does it not seem fun to me...i just wouldnt do it EVER...