"but there's a catch"

It's ok maybe one day you will find a woman who can seduce you.. or seduce her into finding you the right man

 

You're wonder-woman.

but you never stop pmsing.

 

so nothings changed?

 

just have to gloat, don't you?

ahahaha
yeah
Wonder Woman's a bitch.

 

You reside permanently in the Playboy Mansion
You're blind.

 

I think I'd have to be.
Playboy has such shit taste.

Then again, all the (cool) celebs go there...

 

better.

insensate.

can't feel, or taste, or smell, or hear

nothing.

 

Blind could be a benefit. You would have excuse of needing to feel you way around

 

you're Ludwig van Beethoven
and you can hear.


you're iceman
in Africa


you're aqua man
in Nevada...better yet, mars.

you're the green lantern
without kerosene


you're betty boop
with small titties

you're the invisible man
in a sand storm

 

I laughed.

 

An oldie but goodie:

You’ve been given the gift of eternal life, but are a convicted murderer
sentenced to life in prison


Hotwater

 

Richest black man in the world, but live in america

in the 1820's

in south curalina

and it's illegal for you to own anything.

 

You've just discovered the richest petroleum reserves ever

The year is 1492

 

it's like rain
on your wedding day

it's like a fork
when you need a spoon































isn't it ironic?

 

no.

 

Like on that website

 

lulz



dave techie for the quiz bowl team finals
he has an epileptic seizure

 

haha

I wasn't let on the quiz bowl finals team BECAUSE I missed a round just before finals because of a seizure.


right after the round where I captained the hug high academic olympics (quiz bowl) team to the most crushing victory in AO history.

50-3000

I'm not kidding.

we slaughtered them.

 

hahha, holy shit. that's sweet.


i was the 7th grade quiz bowl champ for my middle school...it wasn't nearly as prestigious as the ao, whatever that is.

answers came to me by instinct. i was wildly good at it. i won several free ice creams on lunch break for it haha.

 

a few people thought I was having seizures during matches because apparently I get very twitchy in trivia situations

it makes my buzzer reflexes spooky.