Busted by the pizzaboy

Carefully read your prior posts and get back to me.

 

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Yeah, it's "I'll have a Number Four meal, with a medium Sprite, a Cheese burger Happy Meal, with no pickles and a Dime Bag of Pot, no seeds."

 

I'd love to be the undercover cop that knew the code and busted the punks who were doing that. Love to see the look on their faces!

 

LOL selling at McDonalds? That's when the line gets crossed...

 

There was a KFC nearby that got busted a coupla years back. Apparently some dude accidently gave them the secret code and ended up with some weed, asshole called the cops too.

 

one time a friend of mine was smoking a bunch of pot with her roommates in a 2nd story appartment (of a house) to the point where there was a definite thick haze of smoke in the room. so there's a knock on the door and one of the roommates says "yeah, c'mon in..." turns out it was their landlord showing the place to four girls. funny thing was that NOBODY in the group that walked in said a word about it - even the landlord.


i heard the same thing happened with the cable guy once. they had just smoked a bunch of bongloads and then a recently-high roommate had to be the one to explain to the guy where the cable jack was. "uhhh.... i think it's over here... wait - what did you say?"

 

^ that is effing hilarious. seriously, dude. that's the kind of thing that makes me wish i smoke.

 

lmao, I was with the same two or three friends that got the pizza dude stoned. We were upstairs in the bathroom (their parents were gone for a couple days) and we filled the bathroom with a thick haze of smoke and a fog machine. There's a cop that lives across the street and he was in his driveway. We started peering out of the blinds but trying to make it look obvious that we were watching him, lmao. It was so funny... he kept staring and he called and asked if everything was okay. As my friend was talking to him on the phone, I opened the bathroom window and he had the most stupified look on his face.

 

haha we have a cop that lives next door too, a real asshole actually. when my brothers were younger they would put dog shit on his front step and light it on fire, ring the doorbell, etc. he's always snooping around our property since he knows we're a bunch of "dirty hippies" as hes referred to us before.

 

if that is a fringe benefit of being in the pizza delivery business then I want that job.

 

Haha, I have one down the street who was also the brother of my grandma's neighbor, and he's actually been quite nice and let me off once when I was going through some hard (hah, I typed high) times and he knew about it.

Some cops really suck... I had one pull mace on me for having illegal fireworks once. He let us go and thought we were dealing and signaling people with fireworks. That was in Myrtle Beach in front of the Dayton House.

 

I once was running from the bathroom to our bedroom naked cuz the pizza guy was at the door, I look and he's tall enough to see in, which is quite rare, anyways he saw me butt naked, and we order from them like evry week. pretty embarrasing.

 

Ahaha... I just got busted by my dad tonight. He gave me two lighters and a pack of gum as punishment and told me to make sure you clean the sink before I dump my ashes or put anything out so your mom won't notice.

My dad hasn't caught me with any bud before but my mom caught me with an eighth. If I had some lighters that day they wouldn't have caught me because of the carbon from the candles and coleman stove.

 

ahaha.. now that's some crazy shit. Hope you and your boy are doing okay, man.

 

That would suck. I think when I'm older I'll be a pizza guy.

 

Man, this thread makes me want to order pizza tomorrow, but I'm broke. I have like $2.00 right now, lmao. I need a job.

 

Mmmm pizza