Busted and Cacti Help

Discussion in 'Cacti Delecti' started by Poodle, Jun 30, 2006.

  1. Poodle

    Poodle Member

    My parents found out about my powdered peruvians torch, i dont want them to know i have a mescaline bearing cacti, so does anyone know any herbs that i could play my cactus off as?
     
  2. grandbaby

    grandbaby Member

    Jebus, I dunno... tell 'em it's fucking St. John's Wort or something. Gingko Biloba. Go find a herbs wholesaler that has pictures of their bulk herbs on their site & pick the one closest looking to your PT powder. Use Google, for Christ's sake, don't they teach you how to do that in school anymore?

    And how the hell did you stall them? :

    "Son, what's that suspicious looking baggie of crap that arrived from some eBay seller?"

    "Gurrrh... uh,.... hang on, Dad, I gotta go use the computer in the bathroom. Hold on an hour or 2 til I get you a plausible answer."
     
  3. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

    dude....peruvian torch powder is "Incense!"
     
  4. mkc414

    mkc414 Member

    Just tell them that mescaline isnt bad for you.
     
  5. AfricaUnite

    AfricaUnite Member

    Cant you just tell your parents its a cactus? Ive got small cacti all over my house, no big deal, the eye doctos has a 7 foot cactus in their waiting room.
     
  6. Columbo

    Columbo Senior Member

    Say that its viagra and you have been discussing it with your doctor who says you should put the powder up your butt and you dont want your parents poking their nose into it - or your problems
     
  7. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

    Say "it's candy for my mind, cause my head is hungry and I have to feed it."
     
  8. gajimok

    gajimok Member

    Tell em it's green coke. No one seems to have a problem with alcohol or coke anymore...but don't tell em it's a psychedelic or they'll think you're psycho. Always remember the first rule of powdered PT: Don't let anyone find it.
     
  9. ahaha i was thinking the same thing.
     

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