Bush finally proves he's no pushover. He claims he single-handedly fought off 5 terrorists & saved the lives of his doctor & a secret service agent. Bush himself only sustained minor cuts and abrasions. So don't believe the lies the liberal media are spreading... He did NOT fall off his bicycle!
And there is NO truth to the rumor that the evil terrorists were actually CIA trained armadillo blowbacks.
'Did the training wheels fall off? said Kerry in response to him falling. LLLLLOOOOOLLLLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLMFAO!!!!!
hrm and here, i was thinking that maybe the puppet got off of the strings for a minute and the cia thugs had to take him out back and rough him up a bit so that he'd keep playing the game.
^^Haha, that's great. Why is it that every time this man takes a SHIT, we hear about it?! Like I want to see his pussy (uh... meaning "full of pus") and cut up face all over TV. Jeez, no one cared when I slipped on the ice and cut my face. Eh.. whatever.
There have been numerous atmospheric disturbances in the area surrounding the Crawford Teaxs ranch of President Bush within the last year. As reported by numerous towns people and neighbors of the President's. These disturbances seem to be caused by especially high levels of radioactivity within the soil of the Presidents Ranch. Do you suppose Saddam has secretly stored WMD under piles of horse manure on the Presidents ranch? Stay Tuned!
Egggzackely! Isn't it amazing how HE hasn't made a single mistake during his whole presidency? Our first perfect president, pitching a perfect game! Ain't life wonderful?
I'm new to this forum, and if this is what's in store for me then I'll definately be around for a while. Humor is needed to deal with this time of uncertainty. Great Thread.
I also hear they're bringing the rock in for interrogation and are declaring it as a terrorist attack on American soil, though the rock admits he is American. They're storming Iraq again because of that rock.
