bumperstickers made to irritate

Yeah, I agree. Sometimes, in my more paranoid moods.. I view it as this giant jesus clique on wheels...I wonder if jesus freak police give them a break when they speed..Shit like that comes to mind. I see so many of the damned things on the road.

 

Hahahaha! That's awesome!

 

If an asteriod had blasted the face of the earth clean of humanity
50 thousand years back.

Heaven and hell would be run down motels with no occupants.

It real easy to make fun of religious ideas and dogma..
cause they are absurd.

Is far as ocam knows... there is not a single joke that renders
say einseinian relativity as silly.
Except the mild fun einstien himself created

Sit on a hot stove for a minute. it seems like an hour
Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute.

Only the absurd and contradictory can be ridiculed.
Thus religions, lawyers, politics and human actions are the MEAT of a stand
up comic.

 

"if mary had an abortion there'd be no christmas"
makes me almost want to invent time travel.

of course the real history of things being what it is
we might or might not have something of a similar sort
with just a different name

which even that, might not be such a bad thing.
if we're going to have a midwinter's economic feeding frenzy,
why not just call it what it is
that or not do so

kindness and the smell of pine needles are good things
putting them on a pedistal so we can trot them out one week a year
and shove them back in the closet with the cobwebs and the skellitons
is not

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