Bump this thread if you're shitting

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by r0llinstoned, Jun 27, 2014.

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  1. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    ruh roh...

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    jerry420, Jul 7, 2014
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  3. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    you guys 'mirin the quality of thie video???

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itw7C_cALSI"]Taking a shit while running at full speed.flv - YouTube
     
    r0llinstoned, Jul 7, 2014
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  5. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    after a night of keystone ice

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    jerry420, Jul 7, 2014
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  7. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    my stomach is churning
     
    r0llinstoned, Jul 7, 2014
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  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    that's a lot of refried beans... i'm getting hungry.
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Jul 7, 2014
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  11. -Yggdrasil-

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    Just dropped a fart even me pooch wouldn't stay in the room to appreciate. :D
     
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  13. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Has anybody sharted lately?

    Any sharting stories you care to share?
     
    r0llinstoned, Jul 11, 2014
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  15. -Yggdrasil-

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    Well I was in a public stall yesterday and it had graffiti through it which I had t seen in ages because I'm like George Costanza and know where the good clean toilets are in every suburb so this was exciting. Mind you it was "sly fly was here" written fuckin everywhere so it was nothing interesting. I scribbled Daniel was here in runes and felt pretty good about it.
     
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  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    So you came up with another phrase/expression for taking a dump - the casting of the runes :D


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    hotwater, Jul 11, 2014
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  19. usedtobehoney

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    OmG. If I ever need a laugh, I know I can come to hf. That's what this thread represents for me...I'll never shit while posting...LOL.
     
    usedtobehoney, Jul 11, 2014
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  21. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Bump

    .........nor all the perfumes of Araby shall sweeten this little hand :eek:


    i.e. next time don't be so cheap with the toilet paper

    Hotwater
     
    hotwater, Jul 14, 2014
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  23. -Yggdrasil-

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    I'm sure there's some sort of humor I possibly missed with the Aussie/Amero language barrier but "casting runes" as in taking a dump is kinda offensive to me. :D

    Right now 9 vacant cubicles and some clown decided to plonk it right next to me.
     
    -Yggdrasil-, Jul 14, 2014
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  25. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    Like those people at the gym, youre the only person on the treadmill and theres 30 open ones and they HAVE to go on the one right next to you..
     
    r0llinstoned, Jul 14, 2014
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  27. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Not meant to be funny per se, more like forced, like the ending of the old cartoons fractured fairytales or peabody & sherman :2thumbsup:


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    hotwater, Jul 14, 2014
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  29. -Yggdrasil-

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    Rocky and bull winkle?
     
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  31. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Exactly :2thumbsup:


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    hotwater, Jul 14, 2014
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  33. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I might just start wearing a diaper so I can shit on the go
     
    r0llinstoned, Jul 14, 2014
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  35. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    close to filling my trousers...bump...
     
    jerry420, Jul 14, 2014
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  37. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Hey it works for tens of thousands of elderly men and women each day :2thumbsup:


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    hotwater, Jul 14, 2014
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  39. r0llinstoned

    r0llinstoned Gute Nacht, süßer Prinz

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    I wonder if anyone at work would notice that I reak like shit all day long
     
    r0llinstoned, Jul 14, 2014
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