Bump this thread if you're shitting

bump

:toilet::toilet::toilet::toilet:

 

went to the bathroom and the toilet won't flush
so outta this house I will have to rush rush rush
so I can't see them pointing their fingers at me
embarrassed as hell so I have to run free...
bears and coyotes will take me in I am sure
compared to them, my shits are pretty damn pure....


made up my own nursery rhyme ....hahahaha

 

I posted a picture of me shitting on here once. idk if its still on here though

 

bump like 5 minutes ago

 

i shit like 4 times a day. but i have a desktop, so only about half of those are when i'm at my computer...

 

you might want to invest in a bathroom comuter if youre going to be spending half your day in there.

 

I have hardly been in there today....

 

I wasnt talking to you

 

i figured you were talking to everybody...

sticking my tongue out at you now.

 

undies did that once too on another forum


the image is burned into the back of my brain

 

holy mother of bump

 

I was going to bump this thread earlier but had to focus on the task at hand.

 

Consider this a post shat bump

 

genius!

 

yea i know.

or at least a decent reading collection.

I like to have everything from hustle to catcher in the rye

 

i do have a lot of books. "decent" might be a bit much, it's just hand-me-downs from my mom's pop detective and horror fiction collection, but it gets me through my shitting anyway.

 

I am having EXPLOSIVE diarrhea at the moment.

I think it was a combo of bulletproof coffee and potassium chloride

 

Time to clean a very shitty litter box completely, wash the thing and fill with new litter....What a shitty job......