Bump if you WISH you were high.

i wish i was high

so i'm going to go get high

suckers!

 

Bad karma, dude...

 

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man.. i wish i was high.. guess i should go take care of that

 

ive been not smoking weed for the last 4 hours and i really want a burn. i am preparing to hit the bong that is secured between my knee and chin, using this technique i am able to type with both hands and hold a bong at the same time. it is rather uncomfortable to do this, so i am really jonesing for this toke more than i was at the beggining of this rant. tempers are really wearing thin and i think my time has come to commence the procedure of lighting this kief on fire and inhaling the resulting fumes, only this will alleviate my typing affliction and my not being high affliction, so here we go, after i sum up the room i am currently sitting in with this bong perched between my chin and knee; The room is a train wreck, there are smoking untensils and lighters scattered all about and a table that used to occupy the center of the room is now pushed to the side near two couches in the corner of the room. one light illuminates the dreary dwelling and the windows are closed resulting in a stuffy atmosphere. i now feel prepared to hit this bong, it was nice wishing i was high for a little while until next time yall

edit: wow, sober me can't put together a paragraph worth a damn

 

Five!

 

Oh mannn. Bump!
Multiple trips to the dealer, still not home....

 

Three days! So close!

 

Bump not sure if I will have something for camping tomorrow. My dad said he is going to text my brother in law about going to his neighbors to pick a 50 bag up. I hope Eric comes through; I will be pissed if doesn’t happen Eric is not that reliable when it comes to helping other people out

 

Two days!

 

tomorrow baby

 

I bet your so excited. did you mention why you can't smoke?

 

Bump, wish i could toke right now!!!

 

Today is the last day of no smoking. I'm on probation for a weed charge that i got in 2010. Tomorrow is my court date.

 

All your shit going to hopefully be dismissed b/c you are finished with probation? Hell yes, toking next, im guessing from your posts tomorrow, is going to be super sweet! :sifone:

 

bump bump bump. it would help get rid of this stupid hangover

 

i want to smoke but i have some people coming over later that i've never met and i hate meeting new people when i'm high.

 

Yes tomorrow should be the day that the judge tells me im off probation. My lawyer has filed all the paperwork and I've complied with all the conditions of the probation, so there shouldnt be any problems. I'm kind of nervous about one of the drug tests i had recently. I had done mephedrone in small amounts the two days before it but I diluted heavily for the test. By all means it should be clean but I'm still very nervous. Even if I do fail it would be my first one failed, and most other people in the same program fail a lot of their tests. It would look kind of bad if i came up for methamphetamine though.

 

... Bump.

 

Moment of truth. Wish me luck.