I just wish there were really jaded super models who didn't give a shit about anything. And they'd spend their days looking through myspace photos until eventually they came to me. Yes, what a wonderful world we would live in if women were sane.
I can't stand to read anymore serious or satirical misogyny/misandry threads... geez lol.. the op post made me laugh most though:
Dude checks in the mail. Women are so self entitled these days and make men to ALL the work and just sit back and do nothing. And when I do make a move they call me a creeper and say Im too clingy and needy. This vid exactly what i need, Thanks Lode!
i have an islamic friend that calls women broads and dames way to perpetuate the muslim misogynist stereotype.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VJY97l0jVA"]The Lady is a Tramp - Frank Sinatra - YouTube She gets too hungry, for dinner at eight She loves the theater, but doesn't come late She'd never bother, with people she'd hate That's why the lady is a tramp Doesn't like crap games, with barons and earls Won't go to Harlem, in ermine and pearls Won't dish the dirt, with the rest of those girls That's why the lady is a tramp She loves the free, fresh wind in her hair Life without care She's broke, but it's o'k She hates California, it's cold and it's damp That's why the lady is a tramp Doesn't like dice games, with sharpies and frauds Won't go to Harlem, in Lincolns or Fords Won't dish the dirt, with the rest of those broads That's why the lady is a tramp I've wined and dined on mulligan stew, and never wished for turkey. As I hitched and hiked and grifted, too, from Maine to Albuquerque. Alas, I missed the Beaux-Arts Ball, and what is twice as sad: I was never at a party where they honored Noel Ca'ad. But social circles spin too fast for me; My Hobohemia is the place to be….. I get too hungry for dinner at eight, I like the theatre but never come late. I never bother with people I hate: That's why the lady is a tramp. I don't like crap games with Barons and Earls, Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls. Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls: That's why the lady is a tramp. I like the free fresh wind in my hair, life without care: I'm broke, it's oke. Hate California, it's cold and it's damp: That's why the lady is a tramp. I go to Coney - the beach is divine. I go to ball games - the bleachers are fine. I follow Winchell and read every line: That's why the lady is a tramp! I like a prize fight that isn't a fake. I love the rowing on Central park lake. I go to opera and stay wide awake: That's why the lady is a tramp! I like the green grass under my shoes, what can I lose? I'm flat! That's that! I'm all alone when I lower my lamp: That's why the lady is a tramp! Don't know the reason for cocktails at five. I don't like flying - I'm glad I'm alive. I crave affection but not when I drive: That's why the lady is a tramp! Folks went to London and left me behind. I missed the crowning - Queen Mary didn't mind. Won't play Scarlett in "Gone With the Wind": That's why the lady is a tramp! I like to hang my hat where I please, sail with the breeze. No dough - Heigh - Ho! I still like Roosevelt and think he's a champ: That's why the lady is a tramp. Girls get massages, they cry and they moan – Tell Lizzie Arden to leave me alone. I'm not so hot but my shape is my own: That's why the lady is a tramp! The food at Rector’s is perfect, no doubt. I wouldn't know what the Ritz is about. I drop a nickel and coffee comes out: That's why the lady is a tramp! I like the sweet fresh rain in my face. Diamonds and lace - no got, so what? For Robert Taylor I whistle and stamp: That's why the lady is a tramp!
broad (n.) "woman," slang, 1911, perhaps suggestive of broad (adj.) hips, but it also might trace to American English abroadwife, word for a woman (often a slave) away from her husband. Earliest use of the slang word suggests immorality or coarse, low-class women. Because of this negative association, and the rise of women's athletics, the track and field broad jump was changed to the long jump c.1967.
now boards, i can deal with. they're all like "i'm gorgeous," but then they're like "apply a coat of stain to me and i'll be even more gorgeous." and then you nail them.
when it comes to women..damn rat... i would just stfu as clearly you got no game. id hate to see you in 40 years if you cant get some ass now. you are fucked, and it aint by anyone else but yourself.
