British Fish "Full of cocaine"

Thanks to the abundant rain falling on Great Britain, sewage overflows have been a boon to party loving fish. Recent reports indicate all species of fish are full of cocaine, anti-depressants, and other drugs, just like the Brits apparently.

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Britain's Raw Sewage Dumping Scandal Leaves Fish 'Full Of Cocaine'

 

We have Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos, a Cocaine Bear film, and now...cocaine fish?? At this point, we need a Netflix series to follow the exploits of these kingpins in the making.

 

Now that's sport fishing! If you can catch a mako fueled by coke up to his eyeballs, you're an athlete