Bridge Not Closed Due to Sasquatch

...this would be an odd flyer to come across...

Anonymous flyer denies ‘Sasquatch’ reason for Vermont bridge closure

 

Their bridges all got washed out a few years back, and they still have water on the brain. It gets lonely out in the middle of nowhere.

 

This needs to be the location for the first episode of my new Bigfoot show...

 

Remember not to shoot your local superhero for cutting through your fields!

 

Cutting through the fields
Mind made fields, and mind made knife
Cutting through the sky

 

Cheese Wiz remains, not that bad! Better with Velveeta!

Steven King is the strangest thing in the entire state of Maine, where the Sasquatch winter's over.

I know a guy who knows a guy who lives in a cave in Maine, and they're all insane.

 

The Creamery Bridge?

Yep, sure enough, there is a Creamery Restaurant in Vermont, I wonder if they sell pies?

 

Well said

 

Sharp rocks push upwards towards the surface,
Every winter as the ground freezes over,
So you always have something to cuss at,
When plowing your fields and stubbing your toes.

 

The people of WA state have been waiting for this since the days of Juan De Fuca....and waiting, and waiting, and waiting with only an Oly to pass the time!

 

The Sasquatch are actually aliens that come to Washington state for their vacations because they like all the rain. When Mt Rainier blows I expect they'll all leave in a hurry.

 

It was actually Hurricane Irene back in 2011 that washed out dozens of roads and bridges throughout Vermont. What remained of the formerly powerful storm at first seemed quite innocuous,
until it dropped 10-12 inches of rain over the state.

 

Vermont rightfully has pride in their bridges and landscape, and Sasquatch helps drum up business in the more remote areas. If you ask me, the Sasquatch has great taste in landscapes. When Mt Rainier goes, I'm sure they'll be headed your way more often.

 

Sasquatch no doubt took his lead from the Champlain Monster, known affectionately by the local residents (including Bernie Sanders who now has a summer home on the lake) as Champ or sometimes Champy

 

Sasquatch has many names, and is considered a master of Wu-Wei-Wu, or getting crap done without doing squat. Some say, they follow Yoda... and have harams.

 

maybe next time the weather people want to create a mass panic, they should name it hurricane sasquatch. now that's an intimidating name.

 

Hurricane Haemorrhoid

 

You guys should start a show.

Bigfoots and beers

guys