Breastfeed me

Typical male. There is no male more typical then Bird Migration.

 

if i had some..


i'm more of a vodka or whiskey person.. but it's been a loooooooooooooong time

are those even vegetarian?

 

vodka and whiskey are vegetables and you should have at least five portions a day

 

doesn't mean that they don't use animal products in the process

 

thats what struck me about crisps (chips).

the cheese and onion flavours have a by-product of cow-gut as an ingredient, but the bacon flavour crisps are completely vegetarian.

 

all makes me wonder what bird plans to eat off my breast as i sip my juice from his belly button