Break up with the person above you

I know a good deal more about you than you suspect. I know, for instance, that you're in love with a woman. It is perhaps a strange circumstance that we both should be in love with the same woman. The first evening I came to this café, I knew there was something between you and Ilsa. Since no one is to blame, I - I demand no explanation. I ask only one thing. You won't give me the letters of transit: all right, but I want my wife to be safe. I ask you as a favor, to use the letters to take her away from Casablanca.

 

I'm sorry, I can't see you anymore. Your cock is to big and it causes me too much pain.
I am sorry.
I will always love you.

 

we could have been happy, if only you could have just refrained from from pissing in my ear... i mean, once is an accident, twice is unfortunate, but every bloody time i shut my eyes, even for a moment, you just can't contain yourself can you... i am wet behind the ears all the time and now i have a cold and i smell funny... i'm done with you! here, take this bus fare and go...

 

Your constant sneezing is driving me crazy and why is it that everytime I touch your hair it is wet? and why does it smell like piss? Hell I can't piss on my hair and I am damn sure that i don't want to see you pissing on yours. Besides that I can't pronounce you pen name you are a lousy lover.

 

You're all fun and no work. There has to be a balance dude.

 

I can't stand the banannas you keep trying to feed me.

 

i said forplay, not 17! (slams door on way out)

 

frankly my dear I don't give a damn

 

I can't stand the leaves that you drop everywhere.

 

fun but too shallow

 

No matter how hard you try you will always be a Zero. gotta go.

 

This last month together has be no fun, and you call yourself all fun, What a laugh, I'm out of here...

 

I'm sorry I can't take it anymore, it's over

I pity the fool who falls in love with you

 

Listen,I told you not to crap in the pantry. You're gone.

 

it's been fun, but i can't stand the way you chew.

 

You never make me any tacos!

 

i made 3 tacos this morning and ate them all.

you're messing up my taco game..

:leaving:

 

we can't go to any of my favorite restaurants together because you won't wear shoes

 

One is not the loneliest number, zero is.....I'm outa here.....;-)

 

Its not you baby its me, I just can't do long term relationships...