Break up with the person above you

I just cant stand the way you substitute all curse words with "quack"

 

You're just a little too hairy...

 

i have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell...

your not meeting my needs.

not enough cowbell

 

I just don't understand all the Americanisms you use. I need some British, and someone I can talk to without the help of google... it's over.

 

I'm not worthy.

 

I just realized I'm straight so.... gtfo!

 

sorry man...but I'm moving on up and found myself a dmob13

 

LMAO! not sure why I find that so funny but I do.


I'm breaking up with you before you can break up with me (even though you already broke up with me)

 

you smell so bad I want to kill myself

 

Im tired of you putting everything in the damn refrigerator in alphabetical order .

 

Im tired of you playing super mario 2 all freaking day...God that game sucks balls

 

tired of you getting advice from an imaginary stuffed tiger

 

^^^ LOL!

I'm just not into men...sorry.

 

I refuse to share our bed with a sheep any longer

 

It was good while it lasted, but I've found me a rich sugar daddy...

 

I am not your rich sugar daddy !!!!!

 

I'm sorry. I never meant to drag this on so long. I really like you, there are many reasons why someone would like you. I just can't date right now. I can't be emotionally available for you. I really hope we can remain friends, and maybe even still fool around.

 

can we still be friends and fool around? Hell yes but then you will have to go.

 

That was your last chance, you two timer, pack your thing and leave...

 

You are always looking for a reason to kick me out. You have your way with me and they you shove me out the door. Well I can't stand this any longer, get your false teeth out of my soup cup and hit the road and don't you ever come back.... at least until tonight after the ten oclock news.