Break up with the person above you

you're a fake gay

 

you cry to much.

 

you wet the bed...

 

you don't.

 

you look like a duck and quack like a duck

but you sir...are not a real duck

 

you have kinda weird nipples.

 

I just don't think we should see each other anymore. Mainly because I can't see you...

 

We've had some good times but I feel like this relationship just isn't working out for BOTH of us... I mean sure, the love is there but at what cost? You remember that one time in Cancun when we were at the bar and a 6'3" transvestite prostitute came up to us and invited us to that orgy and there were like 20 people including a midget dominatrix who... I'm getting off track here, basically what I'm trying to say is... it's over between us. It's not you, it's me.:bigcry:

 

you are always leaving the back door open,

 

you leave the toilet up, and I'm tired of falling in every night when I get up to pee...

 

You play to rough....;-)

 

Lover.. Lover ... Lover... You don't treat me no good no more...

 

This long distance relationship isn't working for me anymore...

 

you just love me to be able to break up with me. i am getting tired of our many one night stands.

 

This barn door is closed, no more free milk for you...

 

Didn't give me enough milk...

 

The milk was always sour anyway....uke:

 

tired of being with someone 4 times my age.

 

Im getting tired of you drinking all my beer...its time for you to move out

 

I'm getting tired of you jumping backwards towards my extended leg. I'm trying to high-step about, and you're getting in the way.