Break up with the person above you

can't take the grease under the fingernails

 

I told you to quit whoring around....BANG! That is all.....;-)

 

i dont feel like dating you anymore
its not me, its you...
peace


^ actually, i just broke up with my boyfriend using these exact words not too long ago (;

 

I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot. There's one thing I do know... and that is that I love you, Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. Because we're alike. Bad lots, both of us. Selfish and shrewd. But able to look things in the eyes as we call them by their right names.

You certainly gave a good imitation of it, up till this morning. No Scarlett, I tried everything. If you'd only met me half way, even when I came back from London.

I'm going back to Charleston, back where I belong.

 

Hit the road you just don't do it for me anymore...

 

sorry but your cooking isn't what it was.

 

I'm afraid the toenail clipping in the butter dish was the last straw

 

but you told me hangnails TURN YOU ON make up your mind yo...

peace out~~~

 

If you're not up to try out some group sex I don't know what to tell you. I guess we should go our own ways.

 

yes you can swing another way. im a one dick per sex rule

 

I can't be with someone who thinks that Jimmy Vaughan is better than Stevie Ray Vaughan...cya

 

Sorry, but you can't swing both ways if you want to be with me...

 

your back door is just too loose

 

You are one to talk about somebody back door.... look at yours

 

i don't want to be in a relationship with a smiley.

 

You know this whole thing has been surreal and dispite your charming nature I must bid you adieu. The flights to India have become tiresome....

 

Your age didn't matter at first but now I find you just can't keep up me...

 

You're gay

 

the moderator of my 12-step program told me I had to dump you

 

You're such a bitch....I'm outa here!....;-)