Break up with the person above you

You're a neo-maxie-zoom-dweebie and you smell like decades old zit cream on a rotting cat.

 

it's over between us, but lets keep in touch, I wouldnt want to spend my life wondering what happened to you.

 

jesus told me to do it.

 

Don't let the door hit you on your way out...its been nice knowin' ya...

 

You never have time for me anymore, you're always at those damn clan meetings! What is it you guys even do there anyways?!

 

I can't deal with you mooning other people all the time

 

I really hate to tell you this, but you mean zero to me now.....;-)

 

I just ate soup

 

Is soup significant in relation to our breakup?.......You compare me to soup, its over man.....;-)

 

I miss the bright lights of the city. Can't deal with the animal smells anymore.

 

I don't need a deadbeat around here. get out

 

if you're not going to go down on me I can't be with you anymore

 

You told me your name was Jo Queen...

 

I can't stand the peanut butter crackers you bring to bed... you have to go.

 

You're no fun anymore, hit the road....;-)

 

your crops don't smoke as good!!

 

Your duo persona is quite disturbing @ times, so one of you has to go!.....

 

you love your dogs more than me so your out of here...

 

I can't take the pressure of all the other guys in town wanting you and competing with me

 

sorry Zero....but you mean nothing to me