Break up with the person above you

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by rak, Dec 29, 2010.

  1. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    You hog all the fucking blankets at night jerk. I'm leaving you for poetry and a double bed covered with blankets I can keep to myself.
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I'm moving on up



    to the east side









    of your mom
     
  3. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    lol. That's so lame it's funny.
     
  4. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Look, it's not me, it's you. But we can do this fairly...

    I'll take the right hemisphere, the colon, and the legs.

    You take the left hemisphere, the arms and the stomach.

    Who gets the penis.........?
     
  5. acid_tripz222

    acid_tripz222 Member

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    don't worry hon! my penis will grow back in a couple decades! but maybe for now we just need to take some time off.
     
  6. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

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    I can't take all the smackin when you eat anymore
     
  7. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    Guy - I'm sorry, this isn't going to work. I'm a lesbian
    Girl - ... but you're a bloke
    Guy - admittedly that makes it harder.
     
  8. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
     
  9. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    You've always been so fair and rational with me - so I have to level with you. You're too boring and too British. Always have been; that's why I've been unfaithful this whole time.
     
  10. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    That seems fair. *sniff*
     
  11. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    I blew your dog. sorry.
     
  12. Poppy Sunshine

    Poppy Sunshine atypical hippie Lifetime Supporter

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    I need a REAL lover, not an imaginary friend.
     
  13. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    Since the dawn of time and the advent of the wheel, man has been dogged by people like you.
    You are written in the bible under odon 12:16 : Man: ftw.
    Need I say more?
     
  14. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    I'm tired of the arguing about shit that doesn't matter
     
  15. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    You're too much of a man for me, babe.
     
  16. Poppy Sunshine

    Poppy Sunshine atypical hippie Lifetime Supporter

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    MEANT FOR BBAD:

    i thought i burned your retinas!? go away! or can you not leave me because you're blinded by my light?

    rest assured, i'm not leaving you for odon.
     
  17. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    VD is just not cool. Get it sorted then call me. :)
     
  18. Poppy Sunshine

    Poppy Sunshine atypical hippie Lifetime Supporter

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    F off. U gave it to me, silly!
     
  19. odon

    odon Slightly Popular

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    I've grown as a person.
    You have grown a huge ass (and not in a good way)
    See you later alligator.
     
  20. broony

    broony Banned

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    im tired of you making soup without any fucking carrots

    CAN'T YOU SEE IM TRYING TO IMPROVE MY VISION!!!?
     

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