Break up with the person above you

I don't love you enough to put up with living in Europe

 

You don't post enough, I feel like I hardly see you!

 

I know love is blind but..................................

 

laxative in their coffee.
and then putting them on a plane to greenland.

 

You're too much of a sex-a-holic, I need my nap time not to constantly be tending to your unsatiable needs......later.....;-D

 

fallllllse.

i'd write a letter on a napkin in my car and leave it in your mailbox.

 

I'd put note on a rock and throw it through yer winder.....Like Ernest T Bass, from Andy Griffith.....;-D

 

You're a bass player, how do you ever plan to feed us on that kind of income?

 

ive fallen, i don't think i could do it..

 

Found myself a sugar momma and you have a serious problem with your hampster

 

You look like a pile of marijuana, I'm afraid I will smoke you.
It's not you, it's me.

 

I can't trust you with my pot, sorry can I have my key back.

 

You up and take off for weeks at a time. I just can't take it anymore.

 

you need too much sex, lady. I can't do thissss.

 

you can't share my mirror..

 

I just really need someone that is clear about their thoughts. Go be cryptic somewhere by yourself !!

 

This isnt working for me anymore

 

It's been nice but I got to go. :seeya:

 

I think its done, dont you?

 

I really can't take the ups and downs, so i've gotta let you slide.