Break up with the person above you

Julian and i? we are running away together... twos company but three? well you know what they say!!! and i want my stamp collection back!

 

I'm sorry Nyxx, Lily but i'm a man i have needs....sex is just something i need, and it has to be rough, intimate, spontaneous and by god more than 3 times a month in missionary. I'm sry hun but it's not you, it's me

 

so, you think i was made outta one of your ribs right??? i will leave you with the emergency number... you'll be needing it! ta raaa

 

You stole my stamp collection, totally unacceptable. Can I keep Julian?

 

can i keep the stamp collection?

 

How about we share custody? Can I lick Julian AND the stamps?

 

It's not me, its you!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

i'm sorry, i just don't have the resussitation equipment needed to ensure your safety... you'd best leave right now... it's for your own good!

 

my winky is too small for your massive ****, this wont work

 

you destroyed my nostrils! pass me a tissue on your way out please?

 

you have no nostrils!! get away!! and never come back!

 

Your charms just don't work for me, get out...

 

But I thought you liked golden showers?.....Flake off....;-)

 

ask him if he liked my Lucky Charms?

 

Your belonging are on the front lawn because I'm doing spring cleaning and your getting put out with the trash...

 

Good I never liked Clean freak bitches anyways

 

If you don'tlike Country Girl then you will have to take your shit and go.

 

right, that's it... i'm phoning customer services for a replacement... !!!

 

Since you don't have any man parts this will never work...

 

If you are going to talk about man parts it better be mine... You have to go GIRL !