break me off a piece of that chit chat

Rat Tails are coolness!!!

Hey I would look into, sounds like a good chance, also where had Tom vanished too??

I'm nervous as well start my new job today!!

 

Tom is in the Banhamas ..

 

Lucky guy!

 

Well i haven't tried in a few months, and whenever i did try it was always during the afternoon... Maybe if i went at night i could get some, but i haven't tried yet, i just assume i'll get ID'd...

I probably do look a little younger than i am, but i always see signs saying "we will ask ID for anyone that looks under 25" when it comes to buying cigs or alcohol, so maybe it's the same with papers... I just need to find a person working that doesn't give a fuck lol

 

You need to gain confidence andjust go in asking for some white Zig-Zag's please with a bottle of coke

 

hahaha that's funny because last time i tried i actually bought a bottle of coke and asked for some zigzags


This is so awkward... A few weeks ago my mom came home from work with a box of condoms, and gave them to me saying "use these, i don't want to be a grandma yet" then just put them in my drawer and walked out... that was literally 'the talk' for me, other than that neither of my parents have ever had 'the talk' with me... And now, during these past few weeks.. my girlfriends mom keeps giving my girlfriend all of these books and pamphlets about how to have safe sex naturally, without having to be on the pill.. because my girlfriends mom is some health freak, i swear she used to be a hippy but my girlfriend won't believe me lol... anyways, it's so awkward because it's like our parents are planning this more than we are... we haven't even talked about doing it, yet are parents are giving us all this stuff... it's kind of funny how both of our parents are doing this at like the same time... and it's a complete coincidence too because our parents have never even talked to each other before

 

omgs youre having sex..

 

i wish

 

Dude you're getting laid!

 

Hahaha that funny I laugh now haha ow cheeseburger in mouth

 

what size condoms?...was she generous with her guess?

 

she probably was like - get the small ones

 

dudes got an awesome mom...i wonder if she is hot too?..

farmer neighbor has been busy cutting all the fields that surround our house except for part of the one right behind us...now the fields are full of those massive round hay bales...they are all over the island in every field

 

rtus is your mom hot?

 

lol that's funny because the first thing i checked when i got them was the size... it doesn't even say, or maybe it does and i'm just to retarded to find it... But when i got them i had to try one on to know how to use them, didn't want to have to figure this stuff out on the spot when the day comes... (we never learnt this shit in school or anything) and let's just say, they're quite a bit to small that's always a good sign.... hahaha

and you guys are sick, she's young though so maybe that's why she can be cool at times, she had me when she was like 19 lol...

 

so that makes her 37...not bad...not really a cougar yet, but it's okay this time.


you should yell at her and say "GOD DAMMIT MOM! You buy me a piece of shit car and then these fucking X-Small condoms?! Who the fuck do you think I am mom?!?! My dick is way too big for these stupid fucking rubbers and gay ass car!! Go suck a bag of dicks, you slut!"

 

holla holla holla

 

and then i console her. she cries on my shoulder. we make love. i'm australian. you have a new baby brother.


but dude i have to ask - did you just jerk off in a condom?

 

I took your advice. Turns out she actually bought me some XXL, there's just not enough rubber in the world to contain this beast of mine

 

you lie like a rug.