break me off a piece of that chit chat

I really want to start reading this book... I have all 3 of the Hunger Games (i've criticized and hated the hunger games ever since they came out, because it's all anyone ever talked about which annoyed me... but i'm finally going to cave in and give them a shot) but at the same time i really wanna smoke some weed... and once i'm baked i doubt i'll be able to focus on a book, i can barely focus on one while not baked...

 

hmm. opposite for me. i tend to read more when im stoned. wether it be a book or just random shit on the internet.
I think ill smoke some of my sour diesel tonight

 

I've actually never tried reading a novel while stoned to be honest, but i do find myself reading many random posts on here that i wouldn't normally read... except i don't think i comprehend and remember as much of it lol

 

FUCK!!!!
So i was about to smoke, i was getting my new chillum i bought yesterday out of my car and i put it in the cup holder area real quick and wen i reached in to get it, it like slid under the cup holder cover nd like fell into the area below it. its unreachable. i just googled how to take out cup holdera area and i think i can do it. tommorwo though...

aside from that, i used a water bottle to smoke out of. smoked some sour diesel then just sat in my car for like half an hour listening to howard stern. I also thought this plant was a guy and his dog for about 10 minutes :leaving:

 

That sucks. At least you were able to make a water bottle bong though, it's the worst when you want to smoke but have nothing at all to smoke with, almost as bad as having no weed to begin with...

That just gave me a crazy flashback, a few nights ago when i was tripping outside, i could hear these people talking (i live in the middle of town) and listening to other peoples conversations at night is scary as fuck while tripping i've realized, this chick kept laughing and it was freaking me out... so i stood up to look around, to see if anyone was near, because the voices were all distorted and shit so i didn't know how close they were... and i my neighbour has a bunch of flowers and bushes and this one big tree in their yard... and i thought i saw the grim reaper underneath the tree and it blew my mind, i nearly shat my pants hahaha

i was tripping so hard i didnt know what to do, i stood there practically frozen for minutes, just stairing at it... i thought it was moving and everything, i think it was just a tree branch now though... lol

 

lol, thad be pretty freaky.
Did you walk over to it?
I had to squint my eyes and focus super hard to realize it was just plants.

 

lol, i wanted to get closer but it was in the backyard, and all of our yards are fenced off but i can see over them when i stand. I had to convince myself i was just tripping really hard so that i wouldnt freak out haha

That happens to me with weed too, i thought i was just crazy.. but i do have mild halucinations with weed even though some people say that doesn't happen... and it's not even from lack of tolerance because i've been smoking since i was 16, daily for the most part too...

i see things out of the corner of my eye all the time, i even become a complete klutz and loose my balance as if i'm drunk or something, but voice hallucinations are what i get the most... i hear so much random shit when i'm baked

 

fuuck, i was really baked last night.. and apparently i forgot where i put my weed! this seems ironic... since i was just talking about how much it sucks to not have weed/something to smoke it with haha

 

heh^^^

watching stephen hawking: life

 

did you misspell 'definitely' too

gonna be a day today....all day long my friends..

going outside for a bake up

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i30yQcRrms&feature=relmfu"]ORGAN THIEVES - Fix the Hearts of the Hollow - LIVE Acoustic - YouTube

love this band. they're playing riot fest in toronto in september with nofx, it's going to be sweeeet.


that portrait of bubbles is pretty killer.

off to work today, with a break in the middle to see a therapist. fun...

 

^hippie chick.....driving home just now i realized my road is lined with wild flowers in full bloom the same purple as this web site...also white and yellow.........my zuchini is doing nicely as are my mystery vegetables....no clue whats coming up because some suff is from last year and some from un labelled seeds this year....like the spicy radishes that i didnt want

and my garlic is ready already

 

Will you make me a buttplug so I don't have to get assraped by paranoid/ignorance-is-bliss douchebags?

Honestly though, I'm surprised at how little I've been negrepped lately.

 

my buttplug should have a thorn on it or something, so i'd have an excuse to bitch so god damn much.

I don't really care about rep, but it's fun to measure your e-peen against n00bs and other general mayhemmers. Apparently, I have much to be proud of


All you have to do is sing to your plants, apparently they love that.

 

chickens are making racket..for some reason they are all laying eggs in the same place and now they yell at each other for taking to long...when a chicken is ready to lay they waddle around with what looks like a full diaper almost dragging on the ground...my son likes eggs within minutes of laying

 

For some reason fresh eggs sound good, but REALLY fresh eggs sound disgusting...weird.

I'm just a little guy with so much love I don't know what to do!! I'm bursting at the seams with frustration!!! :mickey:

I think the solution for shitty roommates has been said here, time and time again:

"Shit in their pillowcase"

 

i cant eat the eggs fresh either..gotta sit in my fridge for a night..

..i was talking to a kid on the island here ...his family owns a dairy farm here..him and his siblings drink the milk outta the cow but their parents buy milk from a store even though they own a dairy farm...

 

we failed at garlic.. didn't know we are supposed to plant in august/september and harvest next july... some of my tomatoes I think got hit with a fungal problem.. and really had to trim them back to hopefully curb the problem.. lot of blossom end rot too.. fuck.. that's what we get for our first year of doing strictly heirloom.. them gmo disease resistant plants did so much better last year

 

the garlic is one of the ones from last year...i cleared the area under about 5 wild asperagus plants that went to seed..they get about 3-4 feet tall...hoping the it will start a better wild patch

i never once gave my parents a hard time about getting out of bed and being on time for what ever...my fuckin son is the polar opposite...he doesnt care about the things that i care about

 

I'll eat raw garlic. Its the only way to tell how good it is. Oh yea. ive been called crazy by a few people but its in my blood to eat raw garlic. Id tell you some family history but i wont. Anyways having the ability to eat raw garlic is good. If i ever feel a cold coming on, i eat raw garilc and i never get sick