News last night== Second man in the world to get a new dickie because of cancer. 1st was in South Africa. Hmmmm. Wonder if they're taking requests?
I can see the Ron Popeil infomercial now... The Ronco Cock-O-Matic BUT WAIT!! There's more!!! With the new Sambo-Jumbo attachment with a simple click of a button you can turn the Cock-O-Matic into the Popeil Pussy Pounder!!! operators are standing by now......
I started a thread on this in genetalia. Gives new meaning to the phrase, "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick!" I see weird porn in the future with frankencocks! C/S, Rev J
Just for shits and giggles though I watched John Wayne Bobbitts porno movie. The thing that struck me is that even though you couldn't see the scar his pecker was really misshapen. It looked fatter in girth below where they sewed it back on. I also can't help but imagine people deliberately damaging their cock just so they can get a bigger one. Or morons in the hospital asking, "Can I get a black one?" C/S, Rev J
When I worked in the oil patch, there was an old man that reportedly had himself a 9 and a half inch pecker. One day I asked him if he wanted to trade a big soft one for a little hard one! His response was "fuck you, asshole!" Don't know why it pissed him off. Always wanted a 9 incher, but I couldn't figure out whether to take the extra 3 inches off----- the middle or the tip. I guess now instead of waking up in a tub with a kidney gone---oh--never mind.
