Boycott Kellogg

how many boxtops do I need to send in to get a genuine Phelps Bong??

 

Hahahahaha lol

 

Meh, fuck it kellogg's makes too many good things to boycott. I don't really think kelloggs's cares, it was just a business move. They had to make some kind of response and in their mind since they make alot of cereal, they have a lot of family customers, and many families would appreciate that stance. On the other side, they know potheads are going to keep eating their food anyways because we're potheads and we get hungry. It's just all economics

 

fuck kelloggs

and fuck phelps

 

i cant give up their stuff... its to good to eat when your high

 

all the good shit is made by Nabisco

 

cannaflakes?

 

If not because of Phelps, then because John Harvey Kellogg was one hell of a weird dude.

From Wikipedia:
John Harvey Kellogg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Kellogg, an advocate of sexual abstinence and devoted large amounts of his educational and medical work to discouraging sexual activity, on the basis of dangers both real - as in sexually transmissible diseases - and purported.[clarification needed] He set out his views on such matters in one of his larger books, published in various editions around the turn of the century under the title Plain Facts about Sexual Life and later Plain Facts for Old and Young.[5] Some of his work on diet was influenced by his belief that a plain and healthy diet, with only two meals a day, among other things, would reduce sexual feelings. Those experiencing temptation were to avoid stimulating food and drinks, and eat very little meat, if any. Kellogg also advocated hydrotherapy and stressed the importance of keeping the colon clean through yogurt enemas.[9][10]

Kellogg made sure that the bowel of each and every patient was plied with water, from above and below. His favorite device was an enema machine that could rapidly instill several gallons of water in a series of enemas. Every water enema was followed by a pint of yogurt — half was eaten, the other half was administered by enema, “thus planting the protective germs where they are most needed and may render most effective service." The yogurt served to replace the intestinal flora of the bowel, creating what Kellogg claimed was a squeaky-clean intestine.[citation needed]

He warned that many types of sexual activity, including many “excesses” that couples could be guilty of within marriage, were against nature, and therefore, extremely unhealthy. He drew on the warnings of William Acton and expressed support for the work of Anthony Comstock. He appears to have gone beyond his own advice, since though he and his wife were married for over 40 years, they never had sexual intercourse and had separate bedrooms all their lives. It has been suggested he worked on Plain Facts on their honeymoon.[11]
He was an especially zealous campaigner against masturbation; this was an orthodox view during his lifetime, especially the earlier part. Kellogg was able to draw upon many medical sources who made claims such as that "neither the plague, nor war, nor small-pox, nor similar diseases, have produced results so disastrous to humanity as the pernicious habit of onanism," credited to one Dr. Adam Clarke. Kellogg strongly warned against the habit in his own words, claiming of masturbation-related deaths "such a victim literally dies by his own hand," among other condemnations. He felt that masturbation destroyed not only physical and mental health, but the moral health of individuals as well. Kellogg also believed the practice of "solitary-vice" caused cancer of the womb, urinary diseases, nocturnal emissions, impotence, epilepsy, insanity, and mental and physical debility – "dimness of vision" was only briefly mentioned. Kellogg was the first to mention the psychological role in producing insanity.[citation needed]

Drastic measures
Kellogg worked on the rehabilitation of masturbators, often employing extreme measures, even mutilation, on both sexes. In his Plain Facts for Old and Young,[5] he wrote

“A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed.”
and
“In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid [phenol] to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement.”
He also recommended, to prevent children from this "solitary vice", bandaging or tying their hands, covering their genitals with patented cages, sewing the foreskin shut and electrical shock.[5]

Mel Brooks' 1995 film Dracula: Dead and Loving It featured a sanitarium boss named "Dr. Jack Seward" (played by Harvey Korman), who would recommend enemas for every conceivable ailment. The character was clearly based on Kellogg, and in one scene is seen eating corn flakes. (Dr. Seward is the name of a character in the novel Dracula, by Bram Stoker.)

 

On a lighter note, watch this SNL skit about the Phelps-Kellogg thing

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/08/snl-bjork-michael-phelps_n_164979.html

 

Fuck yeah. This little swimming dumb ass can't even stand up for himself! He probably isn't even a real pot smoker... he was just "giving into peer pressure". Fuck him, that was probably the first bong hit of his life! I never liked the faggy fish in the first place!

 

..... maby kelloggs did that cause they DO make alot of kids cereal or what ever and theres a bunch of crazy people who are against weed.
phelps. really. if you cant tell, he did it because he actually has something to lose (lots of money).
and the response is even better then him NOT apologizing. idk about you guys but i saw alot of people on the news saying OLYMPIC SWIMMER SMOKED POT? IS IT EVEN BAD? which led to people saying its not bad. ON THE NEWS. people believe what they see on tv. finally they do something that doesnt suck.

and the fact that like 98% of people said that they dont care that he did it. aka, they arent potnazis.