Bottom Ten

Oh wait I forgot to add Barbara Streisand to my list...fucking bitch!

 

Thanks Mayqueen. I might just buck the system and start giving jumping high fives no matter what anyone thinks... Now if I could only find someone who wouldn't leave me hangin...

 

I am sooooo In!!! Can I wear a beer hat with coffee in it while we do it though?

 

That might not work out well cuz I am super short and can't jump very high.

 

I'll accept nothing below 80 proof coffee. Then we won't care how high you can jump or how short you are

 

I can deal with that! Lol.

 

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5 day work weeks

soggy socks

ed hardy clothing

riding the bus through chinatown

walmart

people walking through a door right in front of you and they just let it slam shut in your face rather than stretch out an arm for 2 seconds to hold it

ever increasing public transit fees

stephen harper

pasta

 

-People who don't vaccinate their children. It's child endangerment.

-This guy named Steve.

-People who insist they're right when they have no idea what they're talking about.
(seriously. there's nothing wrong with being wrong, but when you constantly insist you're right about things that don't matter, you lose all credibility.)

-Racism, sexism, homophombia, xenophbonia. (Basically and judgments about groups as a whole, or specific people because of those stereotypes.)

-Poor personal hygeine. (I don't mind a nice scruffy beard or something, just don't smell weird.)

-When people who fall into the systemic trap that money equals happiness and don't question it. (Aquire more things on debt so they have to work harder to keep up with the Joneses.)

-People who text while driving. (I'd rather be in the car with a drunk driver. At least they're looking at the fucking road.)

-Child abuse.

-Jails (I think the focus on punishment rather than rehabilitation for most crimes in society will be looked at as fondly as slavery in a couple hundred years)

-People who point out my list only has 9 things.

 

I'm loving this! I'm glad I made it a thread. I should make a top ten thread. Someone else do that for me, I have things to do. :afro:

 

So what are you the Godfather of the Hipforums mafia or something? If so can I have a job? I've always wanted to work for the mafia

 

also people walking through a door 295 yards ahead of you and they stop and hold if for you, forcing you to run a short marathon to get through it without making them wait forever for you to get there.

 

Clowns
Having my neck touched when its not expected
Shoes and socks
Spiders
The smell of vinegar
J-beibs
The new chatroom
Mattress' without sheets on them
People touching my hair without asking
Your moms always on bottom

 

underwear with synthetic material that doesnt absorb and dissipate ball sweat correctly

 

In no real order of appearance... these are just things that bother me lately

1 The smell of cat poop

2 bug's in my orange juice

3 dull tweezers

4 when my laptop wont play DVD's when I want it to

5 hearing a bump in the kitchen at night, freaking out and then realising it's just one of my sibling's stabbing their toe on something, then just feeling irritated over it.

6 car tires and how expensive they are

7 not having veggies in the fridge

8 when people eat the food I do buy

9 when people put my drivers side window down because itsa bitch to wind back up again

10 when Im about to fall asleep and jolt suddenly

 

great one!


ramona, you really don't like REAL maple syrup. i'm at least the 2nd one confused by this


1) complainers - makes me hesitant to make this list, and therefore appear as one
2) testicle pain - i may have a genetic issue, or additional pain from riding my bike, but i think mine hurt more frequently than the average dudes'
3) dry mouth from smoking cannabis
4) bad teeth - maybe bad hygiene in general, but teeth are the worst
5) tailgating
6) my cat's medical issues
7) my fiance's excessive worrying
8) cigarettes
9) our society's obsession with alcohol
10) thieves - especially ones who steal from people. stealing a bike, for example, from walmart is one thing, but stealing MY bike is real shitty

 

I hate maple syrup. I don't like the taste of it. I used to sort of like it as a kid, but really, it's just too sweet. I like waffles and pancakes with a bit of sugar in the batter and only butter.

 

Hair in food
People with bad breath
Domestic Violence
Animal Abuse
Buffering
People pointing out my weight
Improper use of the words "their,there,they're,your,you're"
Followers
Boys that have crushes on you but never do anything about it
People that trash talk the things I LOVE

 

I bet half the views on this thread are gay men expecting a 10 inch dick story

 

Cheats (by this I mean those who routinely try to dupe others, especially those who are naive or vulnerable, for personal or monetary gain)
Cigarettes
Neighbours who let their dogs bark all day.
Chihuahuas. I love dogs, but these are not dogs.
Loud, arrogant people who never stop talking about themselves. (I don't give a fuck how many times they have toured America or that their kids are all successful)
Troublesome landlords
A complete lack of regard for grammar
Right wing bigots who don't give a shit about human rights.
When you smell something so bad it makes you wretch a bit
Jeremy Clarkson

 

lol, I love Jeremy Clarkson! I like James May most, though.