Boobs, Versatile Boobs.

I have this feeling that Boobs are a very versatile organ of the human body... Use this thread to list all the functions that Boobs perform.

 

1. They give out milk.

 

2. They make my waist look thinner

 

3. they hide behind my hair because they're small & shy

 

4. you can use them to smother people..

 

WOOHOO!

5. They can help the owner get WHATEVER SHE WANTS from most males

 

6. They take on different shapes depending on what bra you wear.

 

You can put your cock between them

 

8. they serve as floatation devices in times of aquatic distress

 

9. They are pretty to look at (haha i dont know if this is one )

 

10. they can tell temperature and attractiveness

 

They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are small and some are paid for.

 

12. Great pillow

 

11. they make great pillows

 

12. at the right angle, they can keep the feet from getting sunburned

 

hey, i resent that.

 

i'm worried why

and they're my pillows! so you'll have to think of another use like...good for filling bras or something

 

because big doesn't mean paid for.

 

btw, just in case anyone is wondering, i'm not actually resenting anything.

they look good in t-shirts.