Boobs, Versatile Boobs.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Ash_Freakstreet, Jan 6, 2005.

  1. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    I have this feeling that Boobs are a very versatile organ of the human body... Use this thread to list all the functions that Boobs perform.
     
  2. Ash_Freakstreet

    Ash_Freakstreet Hmm.... GROOVY!

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    1. They give out milk.
     
  3. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    2. They make my waist look thinner
     
  4. velvet

    velvet Banned

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    3. they hide behind my hair because they're small & shy
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    4. you can use them to smother people..
     
  6. thehipsterdufus

    thehipsterdufus Member

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    WOOHOO!

    5. They can help the owner get WHATEVER SHE WANTS from most males
     
  7. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    6. They take on different shapes depending on what bra you wear.
     
  8. London Mod

    London Mod Member

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    You can put your cock between them
     
  9. thehipsterdufus

    thehipsterdufus Member

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    8. they serve as floatation devices in times of aquatic distress
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    9. They are pretty to look at (haha i dont know if this is one :D)
     
  11. velvet

    velvet Banned

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    10. they can tell temperature and attractiveness
     
  12. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are small and some are paid for.
     
  13. kier

    kier I R Baboon

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    12. Great pillow :)
     
  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    11. they make great pillows
     
  15. thehipsterdufus

    thehipsterdufus Member

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    12. at the right angle, they can keep the feet from getting sunburned
     
  16. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    hey, i resent that.
     
  17. kier

    kier I R Baboon

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    i'm worried why

    and they're my pillows! so you'll have to think of another use :p like...good for filling bras or something
     
  18. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    because big doesn't mean paid for.
     
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    kier I R Baboon

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  20. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    btw, just in case anyone is wondering, i'm not actually resenting anything.

    they look good in t-shirts.
     

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