Boob rant

This is actually true. When I was a student I used to work PT at a resthome, and the ladies with big boobs were all gross and saggy. The smaller boob ladies were still perky.

 

There is your problem. Stop that Facebook stuff.

 

That Facebook is needed to keep up with your social life is also all between people's ears. It's just easy to tag along with the others. It seems to become slowly apparent that it is enforcing peoples insecurities a lot. Everyone is brushing up their digital selves anyway, when you don't have any spectacular fun pics you often look like 'an average' or boring person, comparing your life to other peoples brushed up ones. Just lose that shit if you notice the annoying aspects are hardly making the good things of facebook worthwile.

 

I love Facebook. I have many international friends and it's by far the most convenient way to keep up with them.
If only more of them would show boobs, big or small.

 

You should make your profile more exciting looking with lots of spectacular or hip pictures, it attracts attention whores that show boobies. Don't forget to state which brands you love and to make a superficial list of your interests.

 

Boobs smoobs.

 

I also have many international friends.

I write them e-mails. I call them on the phone.

This way I don't have to deal with notifications about bullshit that someone liked or disliked someone else's boobs on some social network site.

If I want tits I go to a bar.

 

E-mails and phonecalls are not as convenient as Facebook.
I know it is uncool and unhip to like FB, but I will risk being uncool for my contacts.

 

As long as it's convenient enough to get annoyed it doesn't matter.

 

a titty bar?

 

Banana bar?

 

I have no clue what you try to tell me.

 

ROFLMAO ... I guess I asked for that one!

No just a regular bar where you can meet people. Or maybe a party.

That other stuff is waaaayyy too expensive.

 

you've probably never heard of hipster kitty

 

Lol wut??

Oh hang on, I got it. That's a place in A-dam??

 

Indeed.

 

I think boobs & cats are a great combination.

 

Yes, but I thought it was perhaps a global concept. Not sure why, probably because we always used the word as a general term instead of a name for just one single bar. I mean, many bars could have acts with banana's