Boob rant

Then he gets to paint bewbs and a cawk.

 

Oh I've drawn many a fat male model with man boobs...They're really fun...Something to get your teeth stuck into!

 

Male chubby chaser

 

If it's a female model...Can anyone suggest a chat up line...This is purely a hypothetical of course...

 

Yes.

Nice boobs....dtf?

 

I could tell her I'll pay double what they pay you here to come round to my place and model for me...One on one!

 

Before she gets naked:
"I wish I was a double stranded helix, so I could unzip those genes."

[/nerd]

 

Lol. You are probably right about keeping a distance from her out of respect. No need to be a creeper when a chick is modeling nude.

Only thing that might work is if you act really non threatening or gay.

 

I never jack off to the models...I have great respect for them.It's hard sitting still for 20 minutes at a time and the money they get is not so great.As I've kind of intimated,the atmosphere is erotically charged but not really sexual.The sculptor Rodin had a sexual relationship with one of his models...But then he was a great artist...And I'm not.

 

lol someone jackin off while painting a model

so * paints with one hand jacks it with the other* what do you like to do in your free time

 

Monet used to paint with his knob.No lie.

 

I always wonder how they get so much detail....do they have small penises?

 

No.They have a lot of balls.

 

unless your a gay guy

 

I'm going to repeat myself. Gay men love boobs too!

 

don't you find it kind of weird that a lot of homosexual men are still turned on by a gorgeous looking woman or girl? Lol...there is something wrong with that. Is he or isn't he a homosexual?

 

they aren't turned on; just jealous!

 

Not at all. Boobs are a unisex attraction. :afro:

 

I didn't mean just boobs LOl.... I had this homosexual guy staring at me all the way on the train yesterday. He couldn't take his eyes off me.......... *facepalm* They say that the smell of bacon can turn a veggo, I wonder what it is for a homo?