Bonobo Monkeys

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by bluesafire, Feb 11, 2009.

  1. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    (Ganja, I stole this from your other thread :D)

    I think these little monkeys are just the coolest!!


    The Bonobo Monkeys are very possibly the culmination of anyone who believes in reincarnation’s hopes and dreams. Sex for a Bonobo is not unlike a smile for a human. Or a handshake, a wink or clearing your throat. Sex is used as a greeting, as a method of conflict resolution and to celebrate when food has been found.

    They are the only species that’s been observed having sex face to face besides humans, as well as enjoying a little bit of French kissing and oral sex. They also engage in the occasional same-sex wank job and lesbian adventure–even incest. If sex can’t fix it, these monkeys don’t want to hear about it.
  2. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

    awesome! i knew there was a reason lesbians all want monkeys when they're little girls. :D
  3. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    i thought all little kids wanted monkeys... :confused:
  4. CPL Clegg

    CPL Clegg Member

    They're actually apes, not monkeys. We were just learning about them in my biology class and apparently all they like to do is fuck. Like if they get in an argument, they just have make up sex.
  5. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    I still think the hippo is the way everyone should be
  6. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

  7. Dave_techie

    Dave_techie I call Sheniangans

    and some studies have shown evidence of rape trauma in some of them, but, that's just a few, so we don't need to care about them.
  8. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

  9. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

    this is the hottest thing ever...even tho they are monkeys...i wanna ride ever hot guy i dang props to the bonobo monkeys
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    nice to meet you. :cool:
  11. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

    So true.
  12. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

    key word being hot :rolleyes:
  13. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

  14. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

    i just found a recipe for Bonobo monkeys...i guess they taste good with curry...
  15. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

    That's you on the right after you tried to put curry on me.
  16. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    who wants to watch a vid of a monkey shitting?
  17. goodvibes83

    goodvibes83 Senior Member

    show yourself :eek:
  18. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    pics of me are available on this site if you know where to look.

    i'd give you more information, but i don't remember what threads i'm shown in either...
  19. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

    i wouldnt be caught dead in that movie...
  20. Cherea

    Cherea Senior Member

    Here we go idealizing sex again. :cheers2:

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