Bonobo Monkeys

(Ganja, I stole this from your other thread )

I think these little monkeys are just the coolest!!



The Bonobo Monkeys are very possibly the culmination of anyone who believes in reincarnation’s hopes and dreams. Sex for a Bonobo is not unlike a smile for a human. Or a handshake, a wink or clearing your throat. Sex is used as a greeting, as a method of conflict resolution and to celebrate when food has been found.

They are the only species that’s been observed having sex face to face besides humans, as well as enjoying a little bit of French kissing and oral sex. They also engage in the occasional same-sex wank job and lesbian adventure–even incest. If sex can’t fix it, these monkeys don’t want to hear about it.

 

awesome! i knew there was a reason lesbians all want monkeys when they're little girls.

 

i thought all little kids wanted monkeys...

 

They're actually apes, not monkeys. We were just learning about them in my biology class and apparently all they like to do is fuck. Like if they get in an argument, they just have make up sex.

 

I still think the hippo is the way everyone should be

 

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and some studies have shown evidence of rape trauma in some of them, but, that's just a few, so we don't need to care about them.

 

this is the hottest thing ever...even tho they are monkeys...i wanna ride ever hot guy i meet...lol dang props to the bonobo monkeys

 

nice to meet you.

 

So true.

 

key word being hot

 

snap!

 

i just found a recipe for Bonobo monkeys...i guess they taste good with curry...

 

That's you on the right after you tried to put curry on me.

 

who wants to watch a vid of a monkey shitting?

 

show yourself

 

pics of me are available on this site if you know where to look.

i'd give you more information, but i don't remember what threads i'm shown in either...

 

sorry,
i wouldnt be caught dead in that movie...

 

Here we go idealizing sex again. :cheers2: