Bon voyage, mes pieds!

No jokes. My feet actually feel as if they've just detached from my body and floated away. They're actually not even there anymore...
This is getting a little freaky...

 

so you're saying you feel defeated

 

That made me chuckle

 

its the drugs

don't worry they will wear off in a little while

 

Seriously! Your feet fell off?

I think you're lying...

 

my feet could fall off and I wouldn't care


i never use em, I can't reach them to clean them, and what the fuck good are feet anyway?

If i have to walk somewhere, I can walk on leg stumps

 

or slither around on your belly...

 

That's sad. Feet are pretty. Girls feet that is.

 

i'm not a foot person


i like poop like you like feet

 

You must really like poop.

 

you will never understand

 

Trust me my friend. I understand. There's damn little I wouldn't do for 15 minutes of sucking on Ashley Judd's toes...