I shower everyday. I put clean clothes on every day. What's gross is when i'm on the bus and somebody walks on and they stink of sweat. It makes everyone on that bus cover their noses. I umpire local footy as a goal umpire. An now ex goal umpire used to come in to our meetings. If he sat next to you, only one thing you could do was move away. He fucking stunk. There is always a phantom farter in our group. Somebody drops their guts and everyone smells it. It's always one of the older goal umpires. They show no respect.
During prehistoric times before individuals were given names, you were either identified by sight or by your distinct body odor which generally proceeded you. Back then when someone said “I can smell that sucker a mile away” he/she wasn’t kidding.
