Blow Up Dolls

Do you even know anyone that has used one of these things?

 

Other than you? No.

 

I know some of my galpals bought one of our dirtierminded male friends a blow up penis for his 18th bday
because they could
(just a joke, wasn't really usable, sharp edges and jokingly large, Ganja woulda liked it but probably the only body who would)

 

I got the three hundred pound woman model.
I remember there was this store called Thrash! when I was young, they sold anatomically correct Robert Smith dolls.

 

No, I can't say that I know of anyone who has used one.

 

eVER SEE THAT hbo REEAL SEX WHERE THEY GOT THEM SOLID ONES ?
there was a dude that repected his doll so much he wouldnt have sex with his 7000 dollar doll, just masturbated looking at it.

 

Ahahahaha, I dunno what's lamer, spending 7k on a fuckin doll or not using the damn thing as intended

 

yeah I thought he was a #1 dumbass.

 

For 7000 bucks that thing better suck my dick and cook my dinner.

 

it sucked...I dunno about cooking

 

Than not worth seven stacks. Unless its cooter popped out baked goods. I'd settle for that.

 

You've all just met the proud owner of both of these beauties......I personally reccomend both of them....

 

sheep looks hot
does it come with realistic baahing sounds?

 

I wont link it because that might get me banned again, but it is a site called realdoll dot com that makes em....

 

I was gonna get them for my LPO(boss) when he transfered.

 

I like how the sheep is wearing whore makeup.

 

the pig au natural

 

It's a modest pig....but the sheep wants it....

 

they both want it. the sheep will do what you tell it, the pig will tie you up and make you her bitch!!!!!!

 

they're both shaved....