blackmailing -God-

why so on edge dear? i simply said i would bite you, not that i was angry or that i wanted to fight. i didnt say it in anger, i just love my kid is all. i love you too, but its different. its a mama thing. i wish you could understand, but you are a man, sheesh.

keep it up and i'm gonna put lucifer on your ass

 

Ah, communication, communication...

 

God, you created females. you should no by now that NO ONE gets between a mama and her baby and it's happiness if they wanna come away with all their limbs.

 

I hope everyone sees what I have to deal with on a century to century basis. One of my parents is on a power trip and the other is a virgin. Imagine the damn arguements I have to put up with. And still they can only talk about themselves. Read my book. Do you ever hear of God talking about me? no. i'm always praising him. well, i'm about through with that. but i'll always love you mom.

 

dear jesus i aint no virgin........you heard me scream last night, you just thought it was the cicadas. once in a while, god covers the noises w/ nature, that way the humans don't realize


and sweet jesus i feel like i failed you. do you ever feel that of me?

 

*snort, snicker* we all like to think our moms are virgins. and all our dads try to convince us they're god.

 

Typical jew.

 

indeed. though i decend from anglos, germans and cherokees.

 

jews are ok... it's those damn christians you have to worry about. and no mother, you didn't fail me. but it's tough to eat m&m's when they keep falling through the holes in my hands, FATHER!

 

well sweetheart, when i go to walmart today i will get you some gloves, ok

 

yeah, we white american christians are some thoroughly freaky people.

 

alright, alright. but can you also pick up a sixer for me and noah?

 

absolutely. any preference?

would you like some red bull? red bull gives you wings after all. and seems your pop wants to click yours today. a spare might be a good thing

 

God, Jesus, you two are off the hook! Seriously, this is peerless! Go on!

 

Dammit, why does everyone leave out Joseph!!
Ya got Holy mary ecstasy and ya got Joe, why do ya leave me out in the cold