Bit of help from the ladies please

my wife sent me an E Mail link and about five texts today about a pendant that she has seen ! its white Gold with black diamonds in the shape of a Heart
Came home from work tonight and said " Ok get it but its expensive " because it really is

She replied " Its ok it doesn't really matter I wont bother !"
Question ? What does she really mean

 

She means buy it for her

 

LOL!!

 

This is a rhetorical question right?

 

suprize her 4 valentines day

 

Buy it or sleep on the sofa.

Seriously, what's her love language?
Here's what you need to know about those 'love languages' everyone talks about

If it's receiving gifts, yeah, pony up the money, mate

 

i say go buy it


but stop off at the gun shop too

 

He knows he is gonna buy it! Let's face it, Julia is worth it..

(Or she might just kick yer ed in, and it's beautiful!)

 

How much is this pendant anyways? You left that bit of detail out.

 

This . Buy it for her and give it to her on Valentine's Day, Romeo.

 

What kind of black diamonds? treated, synthetic or the expensive shit?


Why would you buy real black diamonds over white ones?

 

Got a picture of this that you can share with us?

 

Oh man! you fucking blew it by saying yeah but its expensive.
Should have vocalised the OK part and just kept the rest to yourself.
In her mind, that but was as good as "no fucking way are we paying that for that"
Silly boy!

 

Hey, it all depends on how much them shits cost. If it's a crazy amount that requires you to take out a loan, it's never worth buying, but a lot of people do it. I'm never afraid to tell my wife something costs too damn much, especially when she wants to get ME something expensive. I refuse her to buy it, because at some point I can get it cheaper and much later.

 

its obvious she is trying to trick you into buying her a new washing machine......how could you be married so long and not know the wife secret lingo?........just be careful when she asks you for earings....that means she wants an ironing board

 

I think it means that she wants a special token of your love but that it doesn't necessarily have to be that necklace.

She feels torn between having something special from you hanging around her neck and feeling shitty for asking.

Maybe find something that you think would have special meaning for your relationship but that doesn't have a price tag that would make her feel guilty.

 

That was beautiful!

 

I have my moments.

 

Literal translation: you're a major disappointment dude but I can't be bothered to argue with you.

 

Hahaha! Spot on!