biggest ''crime'' you did?

autophobe2e

Not so bad.

I wrote a very short story about my little escapade...

 

A Swedish arsonist? I think I just found my dream girl, guys. :blush5:

 

Anything worth mentioning I won't.

I got caught stealing comic books when I was 11. When I was 16 me and some friends broke into someone's house and stole a bunch of quarters. We knew he ran a bunch of vending machines and his son showed us where he kept the money. I've also Dined and Dashed at many Cracker Barrels... Like I said anything worht mentioning I won't.

 

Unfortunately, I've found that whenever I've supposedly committed a "crime", people can be soooo judgemental. I mean, its like I was treated like... well .. a complete criminal.

And I can't believe how activities like arson, indoor barbeques etc have such a stigma attached. I mean lets be honest, how many of us haven't set fire to some symbol of state oppression and not had a pleasant warm feeling?

My biggest "crime"? No comment


oliceman: :ssmokeit:

 

bush and cheney.. nuff said.

 

Why would I want to touch her in that way. I had known her & her husband for several years & as customers only. They were both aged about 80 when he died.

 

Stole 9 dollar speakers from walmart.

 

I can't talk about it.

 

That's okay.... after all it's Walmart. They had it coming to them. :2thumbsup:


Oh... and those $9 speakers only cost Walmart 25 cents

 

That was why I stole from them in the first place.
And the last time. Lesson learned. :2thumbsup:

 

I always used to think stealing was such a vulgar phrase.
I always preferred to call it "long term borrowing" or "ass.isted generosity".
I mean, Wal Mart are insured aren't they? :devil:

 

That's always been my way of thinking too. Almost all of my shoplifting was done at Walmart. I've gotten away with hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars worth of stuff that I've stolen from Walmart. Of the countless times I've stolen from them, I've only been caught three times, so I guess I'm fortunate. lol I used to go in Walmart, pick up a case of beer, and casually walk out without paying. Fuck Walmart.

 

I have cooked quite a bit of dope, and when i was a kid made many different explosive devices, im a pyro

 

other than a few periods ranging from weeks to a couple of months, i guess i have been consistantly a criminal for the last 7 or 8 years for possession of marijuana. other than that, i sold weed for about a year, but just to close friends and for a pretty small markup. basically just to get a little bit to smoke for myself for free.

oh, and a $50 speeding ticket.

 

I know what happened to Jimmy Hoffa...
'nuff said :frown:

 

i had such weird hobbies as a kid :bobby:

 

refusing to lie to myself. for which i was more often ostracized as a child then in recent years. but it did make me loose interest in and desire for being social.

i still refuse to knowingly lie to myself.
its just no longer anyone's problem but their own, if my refusing to is a problem to them.

its not my wish for anyone to be denied happiness,
but going along with prevailing deceptions, isn't making anyone happy anyway.

 

I have no idea what you're talking about

 

The usual- I’ve raped and pillaged the planet earth; I polluted the atmosphere and the oceans, I developed agriculture which upset natures balance, I’ve poured toxic chemicals into the soil, I’ve build highways where trees once stood, I’ve hunted species to extinction, and I’ve helped women procreate guarantying future generation will follow my legacy of rape and murder of the natural world :2thumbsup:

Hotwater

 

It's called 'shrinkage, apparently.
There more recent policy is not to apprehend anybody where the goods are thought to be under $25.
I do not think they are insured for 'shrinkage'.
I think they just sell books about 'Shrinkage Management' for outrageous amounts of dollars.

'New Loss Prevention: Redefining Shrinkage Management'

Online
$89.25

http://www.walmart.com/ip/New-Loss-Prevention-Redefining-Shrinkage-Management/10962095

Seriously, inevitably, the loss is recaptured from increased prices, and a loss to the work-force (in all manner of ways).

http://cdn.walmartstores.com/sites/AnnualReport/2010/PDF/WMT_2010AR_FINAL.pdf