Bi guy "cum rags"

When you are whacking off (watching porn, or, whatever) what do you use for a cum rag?

I've been using a cum-encrusted pair of old boxers for the past two years; fuck, I love the feeling of all that crusty dried cum scratching my big cock, and LOVE inhaling that always-stimulating masculine aroma of dried sperm, when holding these jizz-encrusted shorts to my nose!!!

So, what are you all using for cum-rags?

 

Great Topic.. i use an old bath towel that get washed once a week.i cant have dried cum hangin around in my chamber because it makes my allergies go nuts

 

I typically use paper towels to clean up. But I did recently buy a towel that literally has 'cum rag' stitched in it.

 

Several years ago, I was using an old black pair of basketball shorts as a cum-rag; eventually, I sent it to my good gay "phone buddy" from out of state; who was then 92, and still fucking horny as hell! (AND having several gay/bi fuckbuds visit him each week!)

These shorts, literally, were almost capable of standing up on their own!

He paid me the ULTIMATE compliment, telling me that, if he were taking Viagra, it couldn't get him HALF as turned on as he was sniffing my old cum-starched shorts! (may he RIP, I would not be surprised if they were buried with him)

 

Well i dont know whether to be turned on or sorry for your loss

 

I still miss the old boy today (clone of Bernie Sanders!)

You could not believe how horny and randy this guy was, in his early 90's (his partner had passed about 10 years ago)

He LOVED m/m phone sex, let me tell you!!!!!

When I told him I had a thick, nine-inch cock, he was just about ready to move back up north!!!!!!!!!!!

The old gent literally WORSHIPED cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One time he was joking (he had a WICKED sense of humor!) and he told me he was getting tired of being old and no longer being able to drive.

Believe me, he caught me TOTALLY off guard BIG time, when, out of the clear blue, he chuckles, and said, "Come on down, big guy! You can either spank me to death OR fuck me to death with that big 9" cock of yours!"

First I laughed, and then, trying to make light of what he said, thought: " Man, what a way to go!

I know whenever he spoke, he would tell me how much he loved jacking into my cum-encrusted boxers!

Well, I'm glad I made the old guy happy for awhile, RIP...........

 

...........Over the years, I've also used old jocks and briefs as cum-rags; plastering an old MASH baseball cap with multiple cum loads over time was also quite hot (not to mention creaming a pilfered pair of size 40 boxers, once worn by my hairy, hunky (straight) best bud).......(!!)

 

.......always really hot if you get to actually wear a pair of another guy's briefs or boxers for a good wank, and then toss the into his hamper, without the guy being any the wiser!

ESPECIALLY hot if the guy is a narrow-minded bigot, and you get turned on knowing that YOUR cock and balls were in the SAME briefs he later wore, himself....(!!)

 

.........Another thing I did quite frequently (but have not done in quite awhile) is simply to slip a "David Letterman" OTC-type sock over my erect shaft and jack until my thick load is oozing and bubbling out of the toe area.

 

I seldom masterbate, but I never waste a load. I cum on my hand and lap it up. When I'm fucking my wife, I'll pull out and cum on her tits and lick them clean.

 

........well, NO ONE will EVER accuse you of WASTE, my friend!!!!!!

 

On another note, depending on your tastes, you can always shoot a big load onto a framed photo (male or female) and then lap it up while it's still warm, creamy, and tangy!

 

Don't use one. I cum on the back of my hand, and lick it clean.
Waste not...

 

Fuck the cum rags, that's gross . I have pretty much eaten all of my own cum for decades. If I would get a great and rare bj from my wife, she would snowball me and give it all back to me. This started in the 70's , into our bedroom where I would gladly lap up my own creampies,etc. In my 70s and still eat it all, whenever I have the chance. Its the fountain of youth. Its great for your skin too.

 

.....now, THAT'S a "hand job" for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

......NEVER underestimate LUBE as an "appetizer"; it really whets the appetite for the MAIN course, yet to come!

 

....indeed LUCKY is the guy who can suck HIMSELF ( I've said a MOUTHFUL, I know!)

Feeling your OWN cock in your MOUTH and swallowing your OWN hot load......yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Though I have a 9" cock, I tried this (when I was a LOT younger!) and could not do it; I WAS, however, rewarded with a hot "protein facial" that was QUITE tasty, and also "conditioned" my mustache!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I usually always come in my hand and lap it up. Love the taste of my own cum. Actually love the taste of anyone’s cum. If I don’t cum in my hand, I’ll just come on some tp and flush it…but that’s rare.

 

Seems we have QUITE a few "CUM-osuers" on this board!!!!!!!

Imagine an "International Cum Bar", where you can get a STIFF drink (a potent COCKtail!) and sample the cum of dozens of different nationalities....dang, talk about a "trip around the world"!

 

....actually a BEARD or a THICK mustache makes for the ultimate (all-natural!) "cum-rag"!!!!!