Bi-annual prom night at the HipFora

i can dance but i only dance if i like the song and it's unlikely that id like it.. unless i hijack the turn tables... hmm

 

Well, there you go. You could distract the DJ by putting the moves on him while I slowly creep behind him and put him to sleep with the rear naked choke. Then we could strip him, you could change into to his clothes and then... ta-da! DJ ruski in the building

 

um, ok flowery pirate hookers. i has the dance skillz. we gotta get some dancehall tracks on the playlist though. can't none of these bitches compare to my dancehall style.

 

Warmhandedcanadian and I will be dates.
She will wear an 80's wedding dress and I will wear a powder blue 80's tuxedo.
We will start drinking before we arrive, and continue drinking when we get there out of the bottles hidden in her poofy sleeves.
We will request one-hit-wonders all night and slow dance to all of them.

We shall have an epic time.

 

I will go alone and work the ladies restroom, POWDERING NOSES.

 

I'll be wearing a short black dress and drinking copious amounts of alcohol...... while running to the ladies room every half hour or so for what red has to offer!

I'll probably just walk around socializing though, I don't really care much to dance

 

Who will be your date? Depends on who asks me first.
Will you be partying or working? Partying, duh.
Play in the band and what music will you be playing? I don't play in bands.
Serve drinks? I will be drinking them.
Juggle? Negative
Dance your ass off to impress the ladies/gentlemen? I don't dance to impress. I just like to dance.
Sit in a corner and chat with everyone who passes? Hell no
Watch the whole thing happen whilst sipping a pina coloda? Nope
Make sure everyone behaves? Quite the opposite.

 

I shall wear an indian suit. cuz I'm badass and apparently Simp has an indian fetish. :biggrin:

I think I shall wait for Simplistic to ask me to the prom.

 

We are still breathlessly waiting if Simplistic takes Jaitaiyai to the prom. :toetap05: