Best way to take a shit?

4.. i know my friend rachael says the same thing.
me and her are one in the same.

 

Okay, four then.

We can play Four Square... or Four Corners.

 

or connect four?

 

Ha ha ha. I forgot about that game.

 

eat dinner while you shit, replenish yourself.

 

I've actually done that before. I was cramped on time, lol.

 

Cola with a cig has never disaapointed me so far !!

 

Hitting a bong. But thats how I broke mine.

Or while jacking off. Thats always makes it a more pleasant experience.

 

It's kind of difficult and unhygienic for a girl to masturbate while shitting.
Not that I've ever done it, of course, but the theory behind it is unpleasant.

 

defecation is not a sexy topic

 

No, it's not. I will concur with you there. But it's meant to be a parody... or so says the OP.

 

while getting head...

 

Ew. Now, that's gross. lol

 

blumpkin

 

Awesome. I have a thread specifically made to poke fun at one of my posts.

 

Bong hitting and shitting sounds like the way to do it, sorry about your broken one though. Once my bong comes (Tuesday hopefully) I am defintiely going to be bong hitting on the shitter.

 

My friend was masturbating in my friends bathroom when he was really drunk and then we heard a loud crash and he yelled "ahhhhh!!!!" and we all ran in.

There was shit (actual shit) all over the room and he was lying there with a boner and we had to pick him up

 

Friends shouldn't put friends in that sort of situation by touching themselves while shitting drunk.

 

lmao i have never laughed so hard at a thread before

 

LMFAOIHSBAT(laugh my fucking ass off it's hindge stupid bitch ass turd) also if you look i can spell toshiba with it

im so high go read my purple thread and tell me what it is or if what i thought it was is doing what i thought it was doing in terms of smell or dryness as a effect to the smell of which i was to wonder about to you guys after 9 in the evening when people die.

thanks_
Chewydewy.

EDIT:sorry never included how to take the best dump here you go my fantasy!

The best way to take a shit is to sit and brace both feet on the walls and pull your cock out.Stick it up in your shirt into your belly button move back and forth massaging your cock then with a massive bong full of ice water smoke till you choke.

Then drink the bong water this should cause a reaction in you intestine to give you diahreah(SP??),exploding within 10 minutes just enough time to be jerked off at the same time while high and shitting your brains out fuck yeah thats the shit!