Best Way to commit suicide

I'd take a katana and slize my tummy open

 

BANZAI!

 

haha hell yeah

 

I would fill the bathtub with warm water, slit my wrists and write on the bathroom tiles with my blood. Then i would take and overdose on sleeping pills washed down with JD.

 

man that's classy

 

I dunno, I've thought about this morbid idea of suicide.

Buy a real load of apples and gather all of apple pips, grind them up and eat them, that will kill you for sure as they contain cyanide.

Go to the beach/coast, strip off and swim in the ocean away from the mainland. Apparently drowning is supposed to be Euphoric.

Go to Holland, buy as much dope, mushrooms, coke, heroin and ecstasy as you can, fuck a prostitute first, go back to your hotel and get wasted.

Buy a pair of wellington/gum boots, fill them with quick drying concrete and throw yourself off the canal boat when in Amsterdam if you don't like the drugs idea above.

Learn how to parachute but decide not to pull the chord one day.

Drink 20 bottles of real Czech Absinthe, oh but first fuck a Russian whore.

Join the army and go on a one man crussade mission while in combat, but try and wipe out Osama Bin Laden in the process preferably or as many religious fanatical nuts as you can.

I have more but will post again some other time, right now I quite like being alive.

 

yeah it's awesome I can't say I've tried it for real, but this one time I wanted to see for how long I could stay under water... So I was down there with a big breath of air, then I blew a little of it out so it was just like a normal breath over waters... And after a little while my chest started contracting and I really felt like going up, but I thought meh, I can stay down a little longer, so I did... And weirdly enough, I suddenly didn't need the air anymore... I didn't feel bad, I felt kinda high and the contractions in my chest stopped... Then I came to after a few secs and thought, okay... this is fucked up I'd better get up now... and so I did It took me a while to catch my breath again, but it was an awesome feeling

 

30 mg morphine i v ....repeat every 15 min. untill dead ....

 

Shit-I have been doing that for two years.
LOL How's it going?

 

While I'd never consider taking my own life.......

I suppose If I had to I'd probably climb into my car and accelerate down the highway reaching speeds of over 100 mph, until a convoy of state police vehicles were following (to make certain my death was being recorded for posterity) I'd then proceed to a predetermined location (which I picked out earlier) and would plow straight into a ravine.





Hotwater

 

No, thanks, I prefer to go on living.
But if I decided to do it, it won't be a bad taste one, like jumping off a building and smashing my body.

 

I'd drown myself in my own blood.

 

YUK!:$
Couldn't you find a nicer way to end it all?

 

id get in a massive gunfight with the cops... mainly to see if their aim is really as bad as it is in the movies. if its not, then im dead, like i wanted. if it is, just shoot myself after taken em all out.

 

I would first carve every victims name who i have ever raped into my own skin with a very long pointy knife, then as the blood is draining I will take a cup and drink my own blood! mUHAHhawhah I will cut my feet off next and feed them to my cat, as I stagger to move I will find that my legs arent worth having so I will start knawing on them with my teeth until they are almost off, Finally I will stick an m80 in my ass and light it...Boom...Then I will guage out my eyeballs with forks..and for the finally i will simply shoot myself to end the pain.


How bout that bitches

Can YOU top that

 

Throw the toaster in the bathtub when White Rabbit hits it's little climax.

 

i'd get like a thirty odd six or something and just start killing ceo's/government officials and see how far i got, lots of bombs strapped to me so i could explode and take a whole bunch of police down too before i got captured.

either that or take a whole bunch of drugs and drive 100+ mph into oncoming traffic on a major road

 

id take an overdose of every kind of drug, then i would see if you eally can use a umbrella to float down off somewere hi and live(id be butt naked btw)

if i lived id just resist arrest untill the od kicked in

 

exactly the same thig just happened to a local acquaintance here, seems kinda interesting to me to think of his living person walkin by me at the market and try to imagine his dead body as it may have looked when they found him after breaking the barricades down into his room..........

His name was Ron Connelly. He had a happy go lucky attitude. HE did a lot of dugs including inhalants which he stole rattle cans from the local country store. he also broke into the local cocktail lounge and stole hard liquor from what he said. Couldn't be that bad since I've heard that one of the super moderators here on hipforums used to be a bank robber. His dad spent a lot of money bailing him out of jail over the years he said too. He was a tall guy about 6'3" with brown hair and a real low voice. A lot of hellos came out of this guy. He looked kinda pale last time I saw him. he related a story once about how he got higher than a kite on the beach here and felt he was an airplane. Since he didn't talk much abiut his intentions, ideas and daily happenings other than drug related ones he seemed like an actor to me. That's what my opinion of people are who do drugs and alcohol a lot, they seem like fake people, actors and actresses.

 

steal a 1972 charger, proceed to getting into a high speed car chase, followed by a shoot out with the cops in an abandond warehouse, other abandond building or train station/yard. your weapon should be really cool, like a lone eagle magnum, or a sawed off 12 guage shotgun. when the cops have you cornerd or in a boxcar either run out screaming really wildly and shoot in all directions until you have been ripped to shreds, or if you are being held at gun point say if you strike me down i shall become more powerful then you could imagine (or whatever it is obiwan says in a new hope) and then make a violent move so they gun you down.