Best Way to commit suicide

Discussion in 'Paranoid?' started by BlueBong83, Aug 4, 2005.

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  1. Pixieface

    Pixieface Member

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    shit im scared i dont like this subject
     
  2. cvx

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    I've said it before, I'll be Kurt Cobainin it in the attic of my shed.
     
  3. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    yea, except kurt didnt commit suicide. Courtney Love murdered him.
     
  4. MaximusXXX

    MaximusXXX Senior Member

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    ^^^ Riiiiiight.

    Best way to commit suicide would be any quick and painless way, if you're going to shoot yourself make sure you're using a high powered handgun, no revolver, and best way is to shoot internally, in the mouth pointing upwards.

    There were tests done by the Nazis on handgun suicide, shooting yourself in the temple is supposedly the worst because it is believed to cause hemoraging shortly before death, therefore, not very quick and painless.

    However I'd probably use the Hitler method, have a cyanide capsule ready in your mouth, bite down and pull the trigger, now cyanide poisoning is actually not quick and painless, you basically suffocate to death, however if you shoot yourself internally and survive, you wouldn't feel anything and simply die of internal bleeding in the brain within a minute.
     
  5. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    seriously check it out. he had way too much heroin in his bloodstream to lift a ruler let alone a shotgun. and the "suicide note" had his hanwriting in the beginning and when it started being "grim" it wasnt in his handwriting. i swear check it out. im not sur if courtney killed him but i know it wasnt suicide. its funny i hate courtney love but i like hole. wierd
     
  6. MaximusXXX

    MaximusXXX Senior Member

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    Courtney couldn't have killed him, I doubt she's ever been in a position to have enough focus on pullng a trigger on target.
     
  7. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    true, true. well someone did. but it wasnt kurt
     
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    Sit inside of my car in the garage while the engine is running, having the garage fill up with carbon monoxide.
     
  10. tidbitsofniblets

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    I can't imagine trying to use a gun for suicide. For one, imagine the mess your family would have to see and clean up. And two, there have been quite a few cases of people not actually dying from the gunshot to their head. They end up with an extremely deformed face, and most likely have a lot of brain damage, or end up being paralyzed.



    All of that aside, suicide is a very selfish thing to do. The grief you cause your family and friends will be with them for the rest of their lives.
     
  11. Max Sennit

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    I've often tried to committe suicide but God wouldn't let me.

    Causing my own fate is hard for me to do.

    Tried holding my breathe for more than 6 minutes.

    Something won't let us self terminate.

    God will take me in the end.
     
  12. Max Sennit

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    Try asking Social Services to help you committe suicide.

    They'll help you there.
     
  13. LostNDaWoods

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    ummm i would lock myself in a sealed closet with a stereo and a massive amount of pot and smoke myself to asphyxiation.
     
  14. jagerhans

    jagerhans Far out, man. Lifetime Supporter

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    thus giving the prohibitionists new arguments ? :rolleyes:
     
  15. MaximusXXX

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    He asked, the people here answered.
     
  16. 420fuchs

    420fuchs speaks the truth.

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    disturbing thread indeed.
     
  17. USA in decline

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    Travel thru Iraq on a VW bus.
     
  18. praying4peace

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    never would i commit suicide.

    but if i did... an overdose on a real crazy drug. so you go happy and high.

    or mabye not, because the drug might make you freak out and have weird spasims.

    ok i decide a drug overdose on a normal drug.
     
  19. CK420

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    IF i where to want to actually kill myself
    i would love to try an OD on pot :p

    not realy that would give the pot community a bad name
    id prolly do something to get some big publicity but no other injurysd
    besides myself
     
  20. KParker730

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    off a cliff or out of an airplane definitely! probably off a cliff like the trango towers in pakistan, cause you would fall for soooooooooo long
     
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