Best Way to commit suicide

Nitrous Oxide (laughing gas) and Marijuana. It's painless, only takes a second or two, and you die stoned and laughing.


That's what I'm gonna do when it's my time to go.

 

smoke some crack and run through town naked untill your heart explodes....

thats be pretty funny to watch on the news

specially if one of the cops were close behind and he made him slip on his poop

 

I agree Ive come really close to passing out doing whip its when I was high and its was a good fealing. I wasnt scared or anything, infact I had no idea where I was and I cam out of it in my car car laughing my ass off.

 

12-gauge in the mouth.
guns are made to spread death, so they're more reliable than anything else. only a moron fails self elimination with a proper gun.

I'd suggest to choose a small room with white walls and a low ceiling. combined with a high power rifle or shotgun you'll be able to get your brains all over the chamber. in this way you'll be sure of being remembered ... by those who'll have to clean the place.

please, please, please avoid to involve other people. it's strictly your business. killing peoples other than you is really bad and definitely not hip.

but before trying suicide ... have a lot of practice ;-P

 

eat as much lsd and ecstacy i could get my hands on than put on my fav album and drift away

 

The ecstasy plan is the way I'd want to go out, but instead of dying alone, I'd go rave the night away and dance 'til I dropped.

 

id pump so much nitrous oxide into me that my lungs explode and then suffocate and writhe. of course this would have to be in a public place, like a Wiggles concert. so all the little kids can see those aussie basterds are full of shit.

 

sounds painful..

 

Don't be afraid.
It's so easy to give.
You're not alone.
You have a grave.
It is your first mother.
The grave is the door to your rebirth.
Now you will surrender
the faithful animal
you once called your body.
Don't try to keep it,
remember - it was a loan.
Surrender your legs,
surrender your sex,
Your head, your blood,
Your organs, your bones.
You no longer want to possess.
Possession is the ultimate pain.

 

so would sliting your wrists and just running it under water make the blood come out faster?

 

I found an interesting one on the internet once, and I think it would be a neat way to go, if you were going to do it, but it would have to work out right or it wouldnt have nearly as much great shock value.
what you do, is you get piano wire and rope, and then you go find a high well traveled bridge....you tie lengths of rope to your fore arms, upper arms, neck, torso, and upper and lower legs, and then attach them to the bridge, then you take shorter lengths of the piano wire and tie them at the joints, elbows, knees, hips, neck, armpits, and whatnot, then attach those to the bridge as well...
then you jump, as you fall the shorter piano wire slices you into pieces, and the rope catches and holds the pieces, hanging them from the bridge....
its gruesome and imaginative, I rate it an 8......
I love the human pinata idea as well, its definately an 9 or possibly 10!

 

I agree completely.

I never understood why someone would want to take anyone else with them

Kill yourself sure, but don't take the friggin' wife and kids with you



Hotwater

 

i like this.

 

Well I have to remark that it's just a quotation :& from Alejandro Jodorowsky's "The Holy Mountain" , so full of meaning a movie it's almost hard to watch. These words somewhat changed my approach to life and my future death.

(btw I suggest this movie to everybody .)

 

i'd love to watch it

 

sky diving with no parachute.... would be lots of fun on the way down.... then instant death...

 

Violently, Big explosion, Heaven, hell, I'd know I'm not going alone. That and my families Arab...But I'd blow them away too

 

Nope not for me. if i was going to kill myself I would go out saving someone from danger. then you would get media, glory, and eternal apprectiation from that someone's family

 

Just take an AK-47 and go around blowing people away - That would be pretty awesome.

 

Anger management classes are good......I hear?

lol