Best Way to commit suicide

Yea, that's about all it would take nowadays!....

 

hanging myselfe... only i dont know on what to hang myselfe... i dont wanna give a tree a bad karma or anything...

 

I'd freeze to death. There's no better way unless you're a masochist.
BUT I would never kill myself. Ever. Period.

 

Lots of vodka and then jump off of a bridge. Best bridge is Hungerford bridge. Lots of strong strong currents and undertows which would drag you down. There is actually a whirlpool affect when tide comes in.
You would be so drunk to care.

Additional: Thames is really cold. So if even if you are drunk, you will feel the cold and will not be comfortable due to the fact it is so cold that the body suddenly jerks up into a stiffness before nomonia or hyperphermia set in.
Also you may be unlucky as at certain periods it is actually safe to jump in the thames as currents vary. You can actually jump off a bridge and swim to the other side.

 

suicide is an option for sisies and cowards.I'm surprised it even warrants a thread, let alone the number of readings and responses...

BAH!!!

 

Great response,Mary Poppins..love you for it
this thread should not even be here:H
I LOVE life..and just to please the morbid posters here..
I'll drive with my motorbike straight under a truck..
but..that will be in the year 2036...:leaving:
tiger

 

Lately I have looked at ways of suicide for myself. I have everything against me. Suicide is a last resort for most people.But as this world becomes even more callous, the innocent are getting pushed to the very edge of sanity.

 

You're right suicide is an option for sissies and cowards, but it should always remain an option.

Take me for instance, I have a good job, a nice house, beautiful girlfriend - life is good. But what happens if my world should start crumbling in around me. I get into a car accident, I can't work, I lose my job, my girlfriend, and the mortgage payment is due. as a quadriplegic do I now move back home with my parents and have my mother wet-nurse me for the rest of my life, or do I swallow a bullet.

Sorry but I'd swallow the bullet with some humble pie any day of the week


Hotwater

 

not that I would do it, but if I wanted to there are a few possibilities:

Maybe top out my car on the hiway, unbuckle the seatbelt, and aim for a concrete bridge pillar oslt... I would want to leave nothing behind, so they'd have to ID me by a mangled burnt licence plate.

Otherwise there is a beautiful place in a national park near here where I would go, just walk into the bush and disappear, let the animals eat me and scatter my bones. If I knew I was dying anyway (ex cancer) I would spend my last days there as well, great place to end it.

 

Being sex't to death.

 

id want my dick to be sanded off, then id have scuba gear on and be shoved up a giant whales pee hole right before he was about to fuck, then id be cummed out into the other whale vagina and pounded to death by a 15 foot whale cock and smothered in whale juices.

 

Tried it today. I got a razor slashed my wrist up. But I am still alive. Sorry to dissapoint. Slitting wrists cannot kill you apparently. I think jumping onto a rail track is the best way.

 

You're calling people sissies and cowards when you have a Robbie Williams quote in your sig?! Joke, joke, don't look at me like that... Seriously though, what if you get like paralysed and bedridden or somrthing? Sorry best example I could come up with, but you know what I mean. Things change suddenly - what if you just can't take it anymore?

 

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Bustramp

 

I would like to fired out of a cannon 40 miles into a huge tennis racket that bats me across the English Channel to France and then I would land on an enormous trampoline that is hghly tensioned and I be sent flying into a convent full of trainee nuns who are gagging for a fuck and they would shag me senseless and then fire me off a huge elastic band out into the atlantic where I would land on a japanese whaling vessel and crash through the hull sinking it and a submarine would then fire a nuclear torpedo at me and blow me up

 

you should do something with your life instead of planning to end it

 

become an astronaunt and do it on the moon.... Ca-plow.... brain fragments would fly on forever......


people who want to die, die, those seeking attention talk about it.... my stand point anyways...

 

According to Patton Oswald, he wants to do something no ones ever done. Who wants to kill themselves like everyone else? He said he would fill his pockets with candyand then be flung off a Sky Scrapper by a catapult so when people feel bad about it and walk by they pick up the snickers

 

Well, you'll certainly have an interesting day, that's for sure.....

 

There would be no worse death than being crushed in arnie schwartzenegers butt cheeks
Imagine if you wanted to die - just annoy arnie and he would chew you up in his but cheeks and spit you out - I am outside his house now - goodbye cruel world!