Best Way to commit suicide

can I suggest something?

have those chicks(or an incredible facsimile) from them Robert Palmer videos
With instruments dance to either side.

 

cool a new scenario - I also thought about having 21 gun salute with 21 guys dressed as police officers being shot out of cannons as I am twanged across the sea
I like the idea of the chicks they could pop up out of a big cake

 

Maybe Im being a miserable cxxt.

Ok most of this trhead is just a laugh but isnt there something wrong if showing a pair of tits is banned , but kids can be openly educated in how to kill emselves like this?Particularly when people are desribing suicide as "a religious experience" and saying words to the fffect "dont worry u get reincarnated strraightaway so it aint even like dying" , oh and discussing "painless "ways of doing it.

I mean this is on the full access ( open to kids forum too).
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Anyway , anyone whos thinking of killing emselves , tell me your CD collection before u do it.I'll tell you if u should kill yourself , and how - if u give me first choice on what albums I can have!
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Getting back to my first point , shouldnt this thread be atleast considered "sensitive "for under 18s?
Best wishes all.

 

Well responsible parents would check out the sites their kids visit.
I am sure no-one really believes that forums where adults and young adults are talking about ideas and experimental things is a good site for a 12 years old kid to wander around unchecked. Also these are touted as free speech forums but no-one said free-visual forums
I'm not saying "hey you dont like it F off"
I'm saying in all honesty this threads harmless fun for adults but not really for kids who might need parental guidance when veiwing difficult subjects that are hard for adults to understand let alone kids.
I dont think many children under 15's would be here unsupervised and 16's and over well theyre pretty much young adults - no-ones gonna commit suicide here cuz they read how to do it in a thread - anyone wants to top themselves will do it regardless of where they get the info

If you have an issue though, you had better PM skip or another admin

No not really - if you think thats a reasonable argument - I cant see the isue you raised is unreasonable but perhaps it is a bit reactionary and you may have overlooked some of the humour with which the thread is conducted
also the fact that people too young to understand the ideas here will more likely move on and get a game of whatever kids play but they arent going to study a forum about death
To be honest I recently read a thread here somewhere in hip that worried me - it was a man with some quite disturbed past and had asked for advice and everyone said seek professional help - but thats nothing like what people are posting here - also can I just say that really I mean it - if anyone lets their kid of 14 or under wander through here unsupervised thats their problem otherwise you have to regulate all forums and thats politics

 

Thanks for your mail Colombo.

Sure most of the threads were a laugh and just a bit of fun.
But one or 2 of the fraction of the thread Id read could pull someone in one way.

I have a laugh about most things - race , disasters , child molesters , Gloria Estefan with a 7 foot steel girder up her arse , basically anything "offensive" I know a joke about.

I think there is a bit of double standards in certain areas if a pair of tits are seen ( by certain people...) as "corrupting" and the "religiousness of suicide" isnt.

Anyway I heard about a Swiss pro euthanaesia group saying they were thinking of allowing suicidal people ( who werent ill in any other way ) help to kill themselves.

Personally I thought that was terrible and really undoing the amount of arguable good work theyd done re the terminally ill in pain.
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Anyway , we did this thread in school , my decision was to hijack a jumbo jet and crash it into the Houses of parliament on the state opening of parliament day

( by the way this was a LONG time before Sept 11)

Legal notice here Self Styled in no way condones or encourages hijacking jumbo jets , or crashing them into Big Ben , or any of the politicians inside.
All hijackers , politicians , and Big Bens , living or dead are entirely fictional and no inferences should be drawn from those listed here.

 

Ps before my front door gets kicked down by the cops , no Im not a Muslim

Come to think of it tho' , I dont know whether the Sept 11 ones were....

Now where's my copy of Catcher in the Rye...

 

Well, we could all ingest a large amount of fresh spinach and go out with e-coli poisoning...

 

Too messy, what if it didnt work, you'd just shit everywhere for two weeks and feel ill and depressed. I have always wanted to die in bed with about 20 demanding women all hassling me to give them the best @$!^<%! of all time It may be a very slow death but worth it.

 

yeah, nitrous oxide sounds good to me. :]

 

another thing that would be great would be a gun in the mouth. its like a quick flash.. then your gone. although a gun to the head sounds and looks violent, i can assume its actually a pretty quick and peaceful ending...from helter skelter.........just make sure it is a hollow point 357 magnum or if u use a 22 u may end up being a veggie case for the rest of your life. Suicide is for chickens, try going out and getting yourself murdered instead. lol

 

I have no right to suicide

 

i would get really really stoned, then drink poison slipped into a glass of tea, go out really peaceful.

 

It'd be epic, I'd hop on a spaceshuttle and fly off into space with my group. We'd land on an astroid that was heading towards earth and drill a hole in the middle of it so we could drop a nuke. Then I'd send home the young kid to be with my hot young daughter and once they were safely outta distance, blow the astroid and myself up and save earth.

 

the title of this thread is misleading i was expecting a variety of methods of death for choice. in which case, i'd have to go with a bullet in the head.

 

swallow your tounge? haha

 

a lethal injection after someone puts you to sleep with the first injection

 

Hari-Kiri, the only way to do it

 

lay your neck on the railroad track right before a locomotive goes by........

 

Hey, that sounds efficient....
I think it would be nice if you could have you own personal nuclear device-it could incinerate you but not damage anybody else...I'm goinna suggest that to the government....:H

 

Dress as a Arab in a airport and yell Bomb oh hell just dress as a Arab and give out dirty looks. and shake your left leg once in a while.