Best Way to commit suicide

i agree with this guy, but i were to do it i'd definitely blow my head off...if you're gonna do it go all out

 

You could go eat wendys, checkers, or culvers hamburgers everyday and hope that kills you.

It wouldnt kill you right away but might take a few months or so.

Then it wouldnt look like a suicide since you would just die from a heart attack.

A gun is a bad idea because you cant change your mind after you pull the trigger. Who knows maybe the bullet would get stuck in your brain and youd survive and be a vegetable the rest of your life. Then it would be worse living that way and you would of wished you had chosen a different method.

Or better yet jump into the polar bear or lions cage at the zoo and hope the lion/bear is hungry.

 

^ I agree with you

 

edit. 4 missing post.. Thanks. Md.

End life by electrocution..
toaster in tub.. btw will not work if you gfci..

But due to my tolerance to electricty..
Id need to go play golf in a lightning storm..

 

There have been devout buddhists who knew the day they were going to die
and did.

I know for a fact that I can leave my body forever, and it would die.

This would be my preferred method of suicide.

Some day, for sure.

 

inhale liquid nitrogen

 

when i was in high school, i used to fantasize about killing myself in the lobby at lunch, as everyone was trying to leave. you know, just to make sure EVERYONE needed therapy afterward.
nude, in an overcoat, with a big knife. before they banned long overcoats anyway.

and i think the best way to kill someone is with an icicle, or to strangle them with their own hair. aren't morbid fantasies fun?

 

Jump into a cow grinder.

Grocer stocks a new variety of beef.

 

Why did someone remove my post? I guess they were black and got offended.

 

the best way to go out would be to shoot up the whitehouse or a parlament building and go on a huge cop chase and take out as many government mother fuckers as you can

 

Fly your starship into a asteroid belt..

or jump into light speed without checking the navigational computers...

 

take a fish cleaning system hose and the large ended tube thing that you stick in the water, cut the hose so it's about 10' long, take the large ended tube thing, shove it into your exhaust pipe, stick the tube into your window, close the windows as much as possible, take a few sleeping pills, knock your ass out and take a nap. you won't wake up!

copyright 2006 (forgot the sleeping pills)

 

Ever heard of Darwin awards? Its about idiots that die through there own stupidity there for removing the stupidity gene from the gene pool.


Now suicide is on the same level a person that is depressed or a born looser decides to kill them self they are taking the defected genes from the human gene pool there for its not a selfish act but an act that helps to forward humanity to a better future for all.
Its the way of the nature other then human species do it to. Survival of the strongest,death through stupidity, adapting to environment and suicide is basically evolution in action its forwarding the best possible genes to the future generations.


Am not trying to in caring suicidal behavior most of the time it is the wrong way to go and it should never be impulse decision but in some circumstances and with a long period of time thinking about it may be justified.


I think for someone to live just because others around him want him to must be shit its like keeping a coma patient someone that is numb to life (vegetable) on life support.
And I belief death is not the end the soul will go on without emotional,bodily baggage it will start a new life somewhere ells with another chance of a happy life its like switching channels u don't like the one u looking at u switch and search for a better one.
So don't be sad for the ones that chose where and when they die because they keep on existing just somewhere ells and eventually back on earth with a fresh start.


Oh and I defiantly would jump of a cliff.

 

Wow . ..

Hah didn't know that

Kickass

Kickass

 

I'd eat a pound of mushrooms.

 

That would suuuuuuck if I remember seppuku correctly.

It's that Japanese ritual suicide, right?

EDIT: If I were to commit suicide, I'd overdose.

 

Wow man, you guys are freakin' me out, grow some tomato plants and talk to them, besides, the Feds are going to do it for you.
Where are the freak brothers when we need them the most!!!!?

 

I'd shoot myself into a giant cake from a canon.

 

I would want to make it public if I ever killed myself, but I really doubt I would. Probably wait for somewhere to be broadcast live and just do it there.