Best Way to commit suicide

I used to know this guy that said that Italians commit suicide by laying in a coffin in a room that's completely sealed so that no oxygen gets in, surrounded by flowers-another friend told me that also-I guess that's an efficient way to go, since you'd already be at your own funeral, but I'm kind of skeptical about whether it would actually work.

 

Quick and painless. If I was definately going to do it, (which I'm not, 'cause I value life and don't believe there is anything after) I'd have to go down swingin'..
Although I don't really hate anybody, there are always goals to accomplish.

 

Drug overdose....by far the easiest way.

 

hi guys my names ashley i have posted across the web i need to get hold of carbon monoxide if anyone nows any website that i can buy it online or if anyone can buy it for me i will pay u for it via paypal plez i really need this guys for personal reasons plez email me at ashleywakelin@hotmail.co.uk i live in the uk cant go on i have research this for a while now just need to get hold of some plez people i need u now more then ever thank you ashley

 

hmm i kind of dont want to seal myself in a coffin carbon monoxide poision u die pretty eaisly with no nonsense unless u do it by car fumes or by the barbacue which i am thinking of doin beacuse of a lack of car hinders that plan so guys any websites that i can buy online plz got to go to work to my crap night job unpaking womens bras ha im more use to takin them off

 

I'm sorry, but I don't think anyone wants to help you kill yourself...

 

cigarettes contain carbon monoxide...

 

dude! dont help her!

 

ive been smoking for a while now from 12 to 19 ignore other users plez ive checked all sites for carbon monoxide but u require signature and crap like that do u now any website where u can buy it out right i have checked ebay with no success plez help

 

Yeah I would say cigarettes, you just cant be in a hurry, it takes awhile. Also, it gives ya plenty of time to change your mind

 

i need to do it now mate u dont understand none of u will u may be happy and content with ur lives but im not so unless u have nothing relevant to say (no offense) but out!

 

but why would you want to do that? what's making you hate your life so much?

 

haha exactly

 

I advocate crack over suicide

 

"Razors pain you
Rivers are damp
Acids stain you
And drugs cause cramp
Drugs aren't lawful
Nooses give
Gas smells awful
You might as well live"

-Dorothy Parker

 

im pretty sure this is a "what if" thread....nothing serious guys.

 

u think im not serious my friend ha i like u reality does not seem to grasp u one little bit how old r u 10 well i guess until it does u shud continue doin what ever makes u happy but the time is endin for me mate. So till u seed and open ur eyes and when u get to my stage and start asking the same question well the rest is for u to answer

 

Committing suicide is the pussy way out of life and problems.

 

id travel the world (only walking, with boats to cross oceans and large lakes) until i eventually made one to many enemies, even if it was just weather. my goal would be to get to every country, and if i did that, well shit id figured i was meant to live

 

If I really needed to kill myself I'd swim as far as I could out into the ocean. After telling everyone I was going swimming. They'd think it was just a tragic accident, which would spare friends and family a lot of pain.