Best Way to commit suicide

Best way, IMO, would be to walk into a police station loaded for bear and just see how things work out.

 

i think that this is a cold hearted post and it hurts me to read all of the answers in a joking way about suicide. my father committed suicide, there isn't a day that goes by that i don't feel pain from losing him.
angel

 

I have read this entire depressing thread. Just don't be a selfish, loveless moron and ever consider suicide unless your physical body has completely shut down. No amount of emotional anguish or confusion is a justification for suicide. It is the single most destructive and selfish act anyone can perform.

Some here suggested that they should become suicide bombers. First off, if a suicide bomber could get close to W don't you think he would already be hamburger on a wall somewhere. There is no glory in such a death even if you manage to kill some villain. It is still a selfish despicable act!

I know someone who failed at a suicide attempt with cyanide, so i would not recommend that option. he was a chemist and should have had a clue. Now we call him the elephant man now, because he can not talk clearly, his face droops, and he is severely brain damaged. He was a brilliant chemist who got upset because his lover started doing someone else. What an ass!

i have had several friends go this route, but i can never speak of them with any admiration any more. The cowardly way they chose to exit overwhelmed any good they may have done in their lives. They selfishly chose to turn their backs on love and responsibility. Now they are just dead losers rather than valued friends.

One ignorant tool even suggested that they should blow up anyone with more than a million dollars. This kind of thinking is what stands in the way of any real evolution of our society to a more peaceful and sustainable mode. Those who can play the game enough to be able to help change things are the heroes, not the enemy! it is easy to drop out and say you are treading lightly so that others can live better. In reality, that is just a cop out. If anything beautiful is going to arise from the ashes of our crumbling society, it will take a few enlightened millionaires to help create a better paradigm. The only way to really transcend the ratrace is to work hard to create resources and allies. If we are amongst the leaders in the rat race without being brainwashed in the process, then we have a chance to divert the pack to a better existence. There is no glory in death or dropping out in other ways. Only those who embrace life to the fullest can help lead us all into a brighter future!

Choose Life!

Jim

 

i know are opinions are like a holes everyone has one and they all stink. but i have to post my thoughts on this subject.

as far as it being selfish i will agree with that but in this way it is only selfish to those who are left behind. it is about them wanting you to stay alive for them regardless of the suicidal person's feelings or health. see they think it is selfish becasue you have left them and you should put there needs above your own and that may be part of the problem.

some people are in so much pain physical and otherwise there is truly no way out. and while i'm one of the above i'm to concerned with hurting the few people in my life who would care that i don't so basically i'm a chicken and don't like pain.

i do truly believe if you have come to the decision to do it, just do it because if you try or talk about doing it people will just want to fix you and it is reaching out for help.

i give no credence to the saying it will get better. i have been told that and it rarely ever does. i'm a believer in Christ, but i am not Him.

i also think you should never say you wouldn't do something as you don't know what you will or will not do unless you can see you future. no one know what will happen in the next minute no never say never that is just BS.


like i said at the start this is just me and i'm so not interested in arguing my opinion as it is mine.

 

Simple.

Get a hold of some serious downers. Legally, of course.

Get a plastic bag and some tape.

Down two bottles of downers, wash em down with Jack Daniels

Put bag over head, secure around neck with tape.

Lie down. Sleep. Don't wake up.

 

tie a long noose around the railing in a two story building (like a school or mall) and run and leap over the railing with the rope around my neck. or go on a self destructive rampage in a grocery store or something with a cap gun so when the cops come they shoot me or some shit like that. id rather be killed than kill myself though

 

Blooky, physical breakdown of the body is an entirely different matter, but anyone who thinks emotional pain is reason to check out is just displaying extreme immaturity and ignorance. If the xtian teachings have not helped, perhaps you should understand Buddhist concepts. This is nirvana, it is just your misunderstanding that sees life as anything less than heaven.



Besides, you can not escape the wheel of life by killing the physical body. It is just the antenna not the source!







Enough already. this is a hurtful, sick thread. Suicide fantasies are not amusing to anyone who has had to deal with the reality of the situation. Suicidal people are one of my few anger triggers. When someone speaks or acts in a self destructive manner, I bitch them out. It is the worst for of loveless violence. I have had to throw people i loved out of my house for such bullshit. I will not tolerate violence in any form and self violence is the most damaging form!



Jim

 

This thread is stupid and I resent any comments telling me that this post is negative.

 

Suicide? If I were going to do it, I'd get lots of heroin.

 

babybud420 has a good answer. i think she has the best, along with the van in the garage idea. im never going to commit suicide so it doesnt really matter

 

the guy at the beginnig who said he would not overdose on acid, LSD, or psyco drugs cause ull go into vegetative state... your a fucking idiot. acid and LSD are the same thing and u cant overdose or go into vegetative state. sounds like u been lisinin to too much bull shit from school anti drug programs.

 

I would have someone take me far out in the ocean and then just jump off and have them drive away.

 

If I were to kill myself, I would IV about 1000ugs of liquid LSD and jump off of a cliff in Georgia toward the peak of my trip. That would be a fun fall and GA would be my ideal place to die.

Either that, or I would engage in mortal combat with a cop and hope to kill him before he kills me, then repeat until I lose the fight and die.

 

I would need a running motor, a garden hose, some paranas,toasters,and a pool.This is illistrated quite well in Aqua Teen Hunger Force.Shake sticks one end of a garden hose into a car muffler and puts the other end in his mouth while jumping in a pool full of parahnas and toasters.

 

I would go to the tallest building in St. Louis and tie a really realy long rope somewhere on the top of it. Then, I would tie the other end around my neck. When i jump off, I'll fall all the wayu to the bottom then right when i'm about to hit, the rope snaps my head off and i die.

 

This is probably the best way


"On the otherhand it has been pointed out by both Thich Nhat Hnah and Russell McCutcheon that by contextualizing the event in 1963 Vietnam, the self-immolation can be seen as a "political act" aimed at calling attention to the injustices being perpetrated against the South Vietnamese people by a puppet government of Euro-American imperialism. In this context, Thich Nhat Hnah describes the act of self-immolation as follows:

The press spoke then of suicide, but in the essence, it is not. It is not even a protest. What the monks said in the letters they left before burning themselves aimed only at alarming, at moving the hearts of the oppressors, and at calling the attention of the world to the suffering endured then by the Vietnamese. To burn oneself by fire is to prove that what one is saying is of the utmost importance…. The Vietnamese monk, by burning himself, says with all his strength and determination that he can endure the greatest of sufferings to protect his people…. To express will by burning oneself, therefore, is not to commit an act of destruction but to perform an act of construction, that is, to suffer and to die for the sake of one’s people. This is not suicide.



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Thich Nhat Hanh goes on to explaing why Thich Quang Duc’s self-immolation was not a suicide, which is contrary to Buddhist teachings:


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Suicide is an act of self-destruction, having as causes the following: (1) lack of courage to live and to cope with difficulties; (2) defeat by life and loss of all hope; (3) desire for nonexistence….. The monk who burns himself has lost neither courage nor hope; nor does he desire nonexistence. On the contrary, he is very courageous and hopeful and aspires for something good in the future. He does not think that he is destroying himself; he believes in the good fruition of his act of self-sacrifice for the sake of others…. I believe with all my heart that the monks who burned themselves did not aim at the death of their oppressors but only at a change in their policy. Their enemies are not man. They are intolerance, fanaticism, dictatorship, cupidity, hatred, and discrimination which lie within the heart of man.


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The Impact of the Self-Immolation​

This famous picture was on President Kennedy's desk that day. As a result, Thich Quang Duc's self-immolation:

• Accelerated the spread of "engaged Buddhism" that had begun in Vietnam in the 1930’s.
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• Led to the overthrow of the Diem regime in South Vietnam in November of 1963.
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• Helped change public opinion against the American backed South Vietnamese government and its war against the communist supported Viet Cong.
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The social and political impact of Thich Quang Duc’s self-immolation was far reaching. It was reported in the New York Times the next day and a copy of the fach Quang Duc in 1963 has been followed by the self-immolation of several monks and by the continued activism of the "rebellious monks of Hue" against the communist government in Vietnam over the past three decades."​

 

Take a ton of dumbshits out with you.

 

this is kind of a sick thread
IMO
but...it's just kinda fucked up
way to give people ideas...

 

get me a snorkel, corkscrew and an avacodo

 

I would never commit suicide, besides I'm pretty happy with my life.