Best Way to commit suicide

DON'T...............just keep living life.......it is suicide ????????

 

I sooo volunteer!

 

i would not take my own life ....its hard for those left behind

 

Stupid females always wanting to OD on pills. That's why women have a far lower success rate than men at suicide. Haha, how sad, they even failed at death!

Anyways, I'd want to die in nature, so I don't end up in some stupid graveyard. Maybe jump off a cliff, or wander off into the wilds in winter so I'll freeze to death somewhere (supposedly a very peaceful death based on those who almost died that way). Those two seem like the best ways, jumping being the most effective.

However, I think suicide is stupid. Think about it. There you are, you hate your life and want to end it. Why kill yourself? You don't have to die to end your life...as you know it. Being at that point is ultimate freedom; I say, if you're thinking about suicide, go be homeless for a while. Travel around, get to know people, do drugs, drink beer, have sex. Just fucking go. Leave your house, your car, your city behind, just get out there and see the world. You're bound to find something worth living for. If not, at least you tried, instead of ignorantly killing yourself.

 

I can't beleive nobody has posted this yet.

Bath Tub Full Of Beans Man!
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mix amonia and bleach in a small room, i sugest a car.

 

Something quick, certain, and efficient.
Pills and such are silly...they aren't suicide attempts, they're "LOOK AT ME" attempts. In a world of skyscrapers, super-highways, and millions of guns if someone wants to die-they will.

I don't agree with it...I figure death is pretty much gonna happen anyway, so why rush it? I'd rather experience what life has to offer, than see what death has goin for it.

Ah well...best way...let's see...

Train for a year and save your money. Order/make yourself a genuine superhero costume, than go to NYC, Philly, Chicago, or a big city like that and try to be a real-life Batman. You'll probably get shot, but hell, it would be -really- nifty while it lasted.

 

Id probably boot about 10 bags of heroin

 

I strongly disagree with the sexist opinions in the first part of the post; however, I think the last paragraph is some of the best advice given yet.

 

Hmm...I would end up going around and telling my freinds farewell, but without them knowing where im going. Go back to my house and smoke a joint and then blow my brains out with a gun.

 

Almost every method to commit suicide can go wrong.

You may ingest an overdose of meds and survive it with severe brain damage, so your situation would be even worse than before. Same thing may happen, when trying to shoot a bullet through your brain. Once again you may survive with brain damage.
Imho, the only safe (and acceptable) method is a hand granade held to the back of your head. Either it blows up - then everything will be over within a thousand of a second. Or it doesn´t blow - then you´ll have no problem continuing your life in the same physical state as before.

 

or putting your head in the noose and dropping off.

 

take pills or shoot myself. Leaving a note with a list of my grievances, hoping they could change something.

granted, the chances of me committing suicide are pretty remote

 

Go to East Cleveland in a White Power shirt.

 

i would jump off something tall and inhale enough nitrous oxide right before i hit so i wouldnt be "there" for the impact. If that would even work

Or go out Team America style, and bludgeon myself to death with a hammer

 

Id try to be original..
skydive and not pull the chute

 

or go to a public bathroom
and put ammonia in the bowl and bleach in the tank
(good luck to the next person to flush)




No the very best way to ruin someone's day is to wait one day until they make a very appetizing meal. They are just about to sit down and have Awesome turkey and potatoes and gravy WHEN....
you run in the room smash your head deep in the potatoes and everything and blow your brains out all over their nice meal!

i was mad at my friend and threatened to do that to him

 

hmmm so iv'e read some of these and some depressed emo kid is gunna find this and go o this is a great idiea and try....that wouldnt b 2 good but o well some of em emuse me

 

The very bst way to commit suicide is to "live yourself to death." yes, I know it can be slow and painfull often taking decades to come to an untimely end but it is the way that I prefer and the way that i heartily recomend.

 

right there is the best way to "commit suicide". this is wat we need more of taking your life isnt the way out of problems